SWEET FUCK!!! I’m getting 10 spams a day about these goddamn things. And even if I wanted one, I WOULDN"T BUY IT THROUGH YOU, YOU SPAMMING SHITBURGERS!!! IF I WERE DIABETIC, AND IF YOU WERE THE LAST SOURCE OF INSULIN IN THE UNIVERSE, YOU STILL WOULDN’T GET MY BUSINESS!!! I HOPE THOSE MINI RC CARS DRIVE UP YOUR ASSES AND DO DOUGHNUTS ON YOUR BLACK SPAMMING HEART!!!
Breathe in
Breathe out
Breathe in
Breathe out
Ha! Black Spamming Heart! Sounds like a Tool song!
Plus, you forgot to mention that those damn MiniRC’s suck.
Acceleration: 0 to glacial in no time flat.
Range: 16 inches.
Which makes for great comedy: Ooh, look at the fucknugget chasing after his remote-controlled car! Isn’t he cool!
We have a ZipZap. They’re cool and cute. Those aren’t the ones you get spammed about, though. They’re the ones Radio Shack sells. The acceleration is fast, and the range is about the length of a conference table (about 10’) away.
But they’re The Most Popular Xmas Gift! Sold Out in Stores! Only $19.95!!! How can you POSSIBLY resist???
“Assgoblins”? I like it.
But can they enlarge my penis? Or help me meet married but lonely women?
Look on the brightside Blalron got 87 in one day!
No, but they CAN help you GET A COLEGE DEGREE, or PAY OFF ALL YOUR DEBTS!!! by MAKING $$$$$$ SURFING THE INTERNET1!!11!
Barring that, they make great CELLPHONE BOOSTER ANTENNAS!
Just here to say how much I like “Assgoblin”. That brought a smile to my face. 
Lucas Electrics: Why the British drink warm beer and leave for home before sundown.
The noun or the verb?
I must have read that 8 times before I got it. Nice one!
Oh shit…I saw one at the “Discovery Channel Store,” thought they were really cool and bought, like…six, thinking I could get all of my holiday shopping done (for the males in my family, at least). Now you’re telling me that when they unwrap them they’re gonna think I’m the biggest loser in all creation? Fuck. Now I have to go back to the mall. Great.
I feel so stoopid…
Ugh. I hate this race to try and find the nex “big thing”. Then when they think they find it they act as if we are idiots for not buying. “The Most Popular Xmas Gift!!!”. I DON’T GIVE A FUCK! You do, damn you! I am not going to buy something just because it is popular. So have some respect for my itegrity and actually try to sell me it, not shame me into it.
Apparently those are just stickers!
Amazing, no?