They are hard to kiss…you end up smashing your teeth against their teeth, it really grosses me out.
Give me a woman with normal sized mouth and lips.
Makes you wonder how Carly Simon or some of those other big mouthed singers kiss…yuck
And yes, I had a bad experience with a big mouthed woman, I stopped kissing her after awhile…thats how bad it was. Good thing she knew how to use that mouth in other ways. No offense to the ladies here.
Mary I think he is referring to woman with huge pie-holes, not lips. Like that lesbian comedian chick who used to play on Rosainne. What is her name? She has a HUGE mouth. I bet her jaw unlocks like a rattlesnake’s.
If you really have an excess of these women with big mouths or small nipples, don’t waste time bitching here. Get on the job and send them to me. I care about you, Jebus. I will save you from all these terrifyingly unique and individual women. I’m your friend. I’m willing to make this sacrifice.
Unless Suzy* responds in the affirmative. Then you’ll just have to learn to deal with variations in the goddesses like a grownup does. Or at least stop whining about it.
Now let’s not jump Jebus here; I think it only fair to point out that most likely, somebody put a sign on his back. It said, “small-razor-nippled, large mouthed women of the world, flock to me”. Is it his fault that he’s somehow managed to forget to remove it every night? Is it hie fault that apparently they can’t resist the sight of a man with a sign? :rolleyes: