:rolleyes: Someone’s going to be single for a looooong time. (Well, besides me that is.)
…oh my god… gasp… ya know, it never occured to me before, but… you may be on to something! 
“I don’t like flat bums on a woman”
*How did these bums get flat? Did they get run over by a car while drinking their cheap liquor in the streets trying to find a place to sleep for the night? Are they inflatable bums?
*I don’t have a flat bum, but I know some girls with ghetto bootys that will crush your pelvis with their asses also. It makes me wonder how this works.
Damn, Ssskuggiii, you beat me to it.
The hell with starting a pit thread for this putz!
Let’s get this one sent to the pit instead.
I don’t like lonely losers who think their particular taste is women is of any interest to anyone other then their imaginary fantasy girls.
You can dream of any shaped woman you want as you masturbate alone in your basement room.
Or, you can seek out the company of some plasticized pseudo-girl in some showplace, and find out that either she doesn’t like pencil necked geeks like you, or that she wants six hundred dollars for quick time, and a grand for overnight.
:wally
Tris
Has Jebus started any threads that are not related to his women problems? I would check myself, but while I’m bored enough to take the 10 seconds to type this post, from what I can tell, he’s not worth the minute or so it’d take to do a board search.
Jebus: stop cluttering up the boards with multiple “Things I hate about women” threads. Have you nothing else that you think/talk about?
:: strolls into the room, spies Jebus, walks over to mister high standards ::
Hmmm Jebus, you like being lonely eh? If not, you better get used to it my friend. At this rate, you are going to be doing the 5 Knuckle Schuckle for a long time.
Hey! Does Jebus have a pic out on the SD Pages? I’m really curious how our new friend here looks. I mean he has to be mister perfecto to be able to pick apart wimmins faults like he is.
Oh, one last thing Jebus. You might wanna go take a stroll into The PIT. I do believe there are several wimmins over there ready to rip your Mr. Winky off and feed it to ya. 
I think Jebus and little Jebus jr. have gone into hiding.
If the ladies were gunning for me I would be hiding in the back of a cave somewhere too.
Oh, jebus, I have a question: how many flat bums do you have?
Nobody seems to have noticed this one bit of info.
Jebus only complains about WOMEN. Maybe he is closeted, and in denial.
-Just a thought.