I Don't Like Hyundais - (Song Parody)

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I Don’t Like Hyundais

Sung to the tune of I Don’t Like Mondays.

[sup](With Apologies to The Boomtown Rats)[/sup]

(Piano Intro)

The silicon chip inside it’s dash
Gets switched to overload.
Nobody’s gonna see me at work today
It’s gonna strand me on the road

The mechanic doesn’t understand it
He only said it was getting old
And he can see
No reasons
'Cause there are
No reasons
What reasons do you need to be shown (Oh Ohh Oh Oh)

tell me why
i dont like Hyundais
tell me why
i dont like Hyundais
tell me why
i dont like Hyundais
i want to shoot (ooo oo oo oooo oooooot) the whole car down.

The gasoline was kept so clean
As it sputters with a coughing sound
And it’s lost all the shocks
So it shakes and rocks
As it attempts to turn to the curve ahead

After 16 weeks it’s rusty and creaks
And it’d be so neat to adjust the seat
They can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need, (Oo Oooo Oo Oo)

tell me why
i dont like Hyundais
tell me why
i dont like Hyundais
tell me why
i dont like Hyundais
i want to shoot (ooo oo oo oooo oooooot) the whole car down.

Down, down, shoot them all down

And as the engine’s stopped in the parking lot
It wants to play with your mind-a-while.
Down the freeway early - now we’ll soon be learning
That the lesson today is - how-to-die

And then the speakers crackle
And the seatbelts shackle
Too many problems with no reasons why
And they can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to die, die, (Oh Ohh Oh Oh)

The silicon chip inside it’s dash
Gets switched to overload.
Nobody’s gonna see me at work today
It’s gonna strand me on the road

And the dealer doesn’t understand it
He always said it was as good as gold
And he can see no reason
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be told? (Oh Ohh Oh Oh)

tell me why
i dont like Hyundais

tell me why
i dont like Hyundais

tell me why
i dont like Hyundais

tell me why
i dont like Hyundais

tell me why
i dont like Hyundais

tell me why
i dont like Hyundais

tell me why
i dont like Hyundais

i want to shoot (ooo oo oo oooo oooooot)

the

whole

car

down.
(fade)

Thanks – You’ve been a great audience.
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I love it!

It’s so true.

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Thanks RenegadeLibrarian. :slight_smile:

[sub](& A shameless bump for the Monday working folks.[/sub]

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Sing it, my man.

My first car was a 1990 Hyndai Excel.

Let’s see…

I got recall notices 2 separate times for things that needed fixing.

The transmission failed after owning the car for about 4 years (with probably less than 35,000 miles on it)

I had an electrical short at one point that made the horn sound every time I went over a bump. Then when you’d honk the horn, it was the most pathetic noise you’d ever hear from a car horn.

I got rid of the thing in 1995 and replaced it with a 1996 Toyota Tercel. I’m still driving that one, have about 98,600 miles on it, and (knock wood) have yet to do anything other than preventive & minor maintenance.

I know in recent years Hyundai has improved (well, that’s what I hear, anyway). But I’d still be hard pressed to ever buy one again after the crappy experience I’ve had. Hell, I’ve had such great luck with my Toyota, I’d be hard pressed to buy anything ELSE!