I don't meant to brag, but... [think breakfast club lipstick/boobs scene]

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I got 1600 (old scoring) on my SATs.

Then I went to Ohio State to study Architecture. They gave all the freshmen a two-part test. One half was math, and the other half was some sort of artistic/design test. They told us that nobody had ever aced either part.

I aced both parts.

Then I flunked out.

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I qualify for Mensa membership. :cool:

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I don’t mean to brag, but I’ve driven one of these.

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I know all the words to “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”

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I didn’t particularly care for “The Breakfast Club”, and have pretty much removed any memories of it from my mind, but now I’m curious. What the heck is the “lipstick/boobs scene”?

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So that’s what you kids are calling them these days…

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:cool:

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Molly Ringwald crams a tube of lipstick between her boobs, lowers her head, and applies the lipstick perfectly to her bratty lips.

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I have parking mojo. It’s rare that I don’t get a prime parking place. Even during Christmas season.

And it’s not an infrequent occurance that elevators open for me as I’m walking up. No one gets off, they’re empty.

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Well, it’s not as impressive as 4 z’s, but I’ve got 4 of the same vowels in my last name.

I’ve got the shittiest house in the neighborhood. Don’t real estate agents tell you that this is the optimal scenario?

I’ve done the world’s highest bungee jump, 216m.

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I can distinguish between a diamond and a zircon with a 10x jeweler’s loupe,

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There are no current wants or warrants in any jurisdiction within the United States on any member of my immediate family.

Not so sure about the cousins.

Tris

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I can make traditional japanese rice paper (kozo) from scratch–strips of bark pulled right off the mulberry tree. Cooking, cleaning, beating, casting (I’m not so good at casting). I can also make various types of European paper and do some special techniques–watermarks, pulp casting, sheet casting.

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I held the #1 ranking for over 90 days in the Yahoo games cribbage advanced lounge 1. Won over 240 games during this period with fewer than 20 losses. Made the final 4 in 6 tournaments and won 3 of them. Became seriously burned out on cribbage and quit playing online for about 6 months. As a side note, went to a partners crib tournament at the Olympia Elks a few weeks ago with my older brother and 2 cousins. My brother and I won the championship 3-0 (best 3 out of 5), the guys we beat barely beat our cousins to make it to the final. Our family tournaments consist of a game to 1001 on a board I made about 30 years ago. We take our crib very seriously.

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I have ridiculously muscular legs for someone who is not a professional athlete, and doesn’t really work out.

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I once had sex with a very famous *Jeopardy! *winner (several years before he was on the show).

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I’m the person in my office that everyone comes to in order to find out how to spell something.

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I’ve bowled about 7 or 8 times in my life. I don’t think I’ve ever gotten higher than 50 in a total score.

But I’ve gotten a 7-10 split.

I saw a professional do it on televison once. I did what he did when I wound up in the same position and nailed it.

Never in a million years would that happen again.

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Does that mean the cake kills people or only zombies can eat it?

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I make ice cream better than the “homemade” places around here.