I’m Batman.
I am a MASTER knitter. I do fabulously complicated Aran pattern (Irish) sweaters, regular sweaters, hats, mittens, scarves, SOCKS (yes, socks!), stuffed animals…I even once made a tea set! (obviously, for looks and novelty value, not use).
I am also a damn find jewelry maker.
Hmm…maybe my thing is that I’m good with my hands!
My IQ is 142.
And I’m stronger than you… and you and you and you…
[alex trebek]For the last time, no you’re not.[/alex trebek]
Four of my last five girlfriends left THEIR girlfriends to date me. 
Cricket guy just reminded me. (Apologies if you are a gal)
I’ve thrown a perfect game of cricket and 301 in darts in a tourney.
I belong to the Straight Dope.
Booyah!
I can turn a dollar bill into a flapping origami crane without tearing it.
Back in the day, I could do a backflip and stick the landing when I was so drunk I could barely walk. I could also hold a handstand under any circumstance. Sadly, I’m too fat now, but better times are coming.
I can drink really well. I never need babysitting, 98% of the time people say they didn’t even know I was drinking a lot, and I’ve never thrown up from it. A few months ago I had 20 beers in six hours after not eating once all day and still ran out two out of three racks of 9-ball. I’ve never been even one minute late for anything because of drinking. Sadly, though, I am saddled with a superpower I hope not to pass on to my offspring. The humanity. Oh the humanity [of it all].
Wait, you think the fact that you’re a really expensive date is a GOOD thing?
Hmm…maybe it is in a way. You can pick up rich chicks!
I can identify most movies I’ve seen within only a few seconds of video and/or audio.
I also notice sound effect and score reuse… which is just about everywhere. I don’t think anybody has made original music for a film preview in years.
You are SO my idol.
My old job was naming things. Two of my names were Sony Aibo and Lego Mindstorm.
I perform weddings as a part-time job on the weekends. I started in 2000 and have married almost 800 couples since then.
Yeah? Well what you have in quality I make up for in quantity. So there.
I free-soloed this.
[sub]Not my photos[/sub]
What, flunked of out Ohio State? That’s supposedly not that easy! 
I got the highest mark in my high school’s history when I took the PSAT – 99s in Math and Verbal skills.
Couldn’t be bothered to take the SAT though – knew I had no idea what I wanted to do, so why spend thousands on university in the States?
I have had my driver’s license revoked for drunk driving – in a province I have never even visited. O_o
I’ve had my hands on Jane Goodall’s shirt… to put on a microphone.
I’ve been on TV for running 5 km on the sand. Naked. (And nobody I worked with recognized me because they were too distracted. Phew!)
I can juggle Mills Mess and Rubenstein’s Revenge. My 4-shower needs some work.
Me too! I can even distinguish foley work from a totally different film. I think the theme from Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story is probably the top three most used score for trailers. I can also identify almost all actor’s voices from commercials. most people would be shocked to know how many famous actors are doing voice overs.
Oh, and I have a big pee hole.
I’m really good with recognizing babies.
For one thing, most people I’ve talked to can’t tell a boy baby from a girl baby until the kid’s about five. I can usually tell with newborns, even without the aid of blue or pink clothing.
And I can tell which baby was which. When my mother looks at old baby pictures of my sisters and me, she can’t tell which is which without clues like a date or location. I always can. I’m also very good at the “guess whose baby picture this is!” game.
As an added bonus, when I actually get to have contact with a little baby, I tend to have some kind of… like… aura or something that makes them comfortable. I babysit for a lot of kids who normally won’t let anyone but their moms hold them.