It’s just after midnight on August 19th.
I got home from work just an hour ago.
I have to be back to work at two o’clock
OCTOBER THE THIRD!
Hot damn.
Feel free to gloat about whatever you got that is that cool.
Tris
I have an ingrown pubic hair.
I have to be at work in nine hours.
I’m moving out in eight hours!
Um, I’m pretty sure I won’t have to bring any work home, um, over the weekend!
I am getting a spanking in 2.5 days.
Beat THAT!
I haven’t been to work since May 23rd.
I don’t go back to work till September 3rd, and that’s only half a day, with a free lunch thrown in. Then I don’t go back officially till the 10th.
Neener, neener, neener.
I’ve fallen for someone and I think she’s falling for me.
I’d be the happiest guy on Earth right now (and therefore the gloatiest) were it not for the fact that…
She’s got a boyfriend.
Pants.
I’m reading all the previous posts, and they’re all pretty nice…but the “spanking” one really perked my ears up. (pouty face) I wish I was getting a spanking…
HA!!
I DON’T HAVE TO GO BACK TO WORK AT ALL!!
NEENER NEENER!
(OK, it’s because i’m too sick to work anymore, but I still don’t gotta work.)
Y’all don’t shut up about it, I’m going to spank all of you, kellibelli and Rocketeer twice!
Not only do I not have to go back to work, I’m getting a brand new house and a brand new baby! Go me! 
You win.
i’m going to the reading music festival in 3 hours. well, i’m leaving at what will be 2am, and i havent slept yet!!!
Where do you live? This could be arranged…
I bought an mp3 player yesterday and a digital camera today! OK, this is mainly because I am totally unable to pass up a bargain on eBay (they were major bargains), but still, I can’t wait to get them.
Oh, and I’ll have my first film completed in about three days. I am very, very excited about this.
Well, I’ve got a weekend scheduled pretty soon now, and there’s a birthday coming up in just a month or few …
On the other hand there’s dental work in the near future too. Darn.
I move to Lincoln in 3 weeks. The first time I’ll be living on my own.
I just passed all my exams.
I start university in 3 weeks.
My parents have given me lots of money.
Life is GOOD.
I’m Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
What could possibly be better than that?
I think the way to punish kellibelli and Rocketeer would be to not spank them.