I double dog dare you to hijack this thread

Fried Cheese Sandwich

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I don’t want to hijack your thread FairyChatMom, but how much water should a plant get?

Play it, Sam

OG HIJACK!

Hi, Jack!

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My breasts are full, perky C-cups. They are large enough to have good shape and add decided curves to my body, but don’t look disproportional or cause pain.

Really, I’m starting to think they’re one of my breast…er, best features.

(And they also hurt right now. I just had a horseback riding lesson, and the bouncy bouncy has left me aching for a hot bubble bath and a sports bra.)

Hey Peyote Coyote, I’m not planning anything this weekend. It’s another boring weekend for me…which is fine. But NEXT weekend…NEXT weekend the sparks will fly!

I just trimmed my toenails.

What happens now?

Are we threatened with physical harm? :confused:

mmm…bouncy bouncy…
:eek:
Y’all will excuse me for a minute…

goes and jumps in the freezer and slams door shut, babbling incoherently

If this helps you galen (and perhaps it won’t…or will, depending on your perspective), that post was 100% factual, right down to the bubble bath.

The ladies are feeling much better now. But…oof. Still can feel the “bouncy bouncy” when I think about it. (I was amused in my lesson tonight, wondering what I must have looked liked…)

If I highjack the thread, then I’m following the subject of the original post, … but if I’m following the subject of the original post, then I’m not highjacking the thread … but if I’m not highjacking the thread then I’m not following the subject of the original post … but if I’m not following the subject of the original post then I must be highjacking the thread.

Norman, coordinate. Norman coordinate. Beep beep beep.

sizzle

A “dot” is not a dot. It can be a dot if you want it to be, but you can’t mark it as a dot. As soon as it is marked a dot, then people only think of it as a dot. If you mark it “not a dot” then people will think of it as whatever they want it to be. It can be a plant, a box, an eggplant or a chair. It has no set colot either. You can draw it in one single colour, just dont imagine it in that single colour. Make it whatever colour you want in your head.

I am now cooking teriyaki chicken for dinner. Anyone want to come over for dinner?

I’m sleepy.

This is really going nowhere. I think we might as well concede defeat. elf6c has duped us all.

Now let us each say one short prayer for the merciful death of this thread and never speak of it again. Just like Anal Scurvy’s hotmail password thread.

flup

I went up to the Universal Citywalk to pick up some tickets to see Episode 2 next Friday. Damn, movie prices are expensive!

Later my friend, brother and I went to a microbrewry to have dinner. Had a portabello sandwich, on foccacia, with tomotoes and melted Jack cheese. They had penne chicken and a Philly cheesesteak, and I was the only one who didn’t get a beer! I probably could have passed for 21 though, by the way that waitress was giving me the eye. ::wink::

Perky? Really? Like, for instance, the same kind of perkiness a cup of Folger’s will throw your way in the morning? If so, I’m thinking, I just may have to pass. 'Cause, really, I’m not sure I can drink your breasts and live with the stain they leave. And it’d be embarrasing to explain to my dentist just why I need to have my teeth whitened.

“Coffee?” she’d ask.
“No…,” I’d hesitate. “Too much breast.”

And what if you’re lying and your breasts really aren’t perky; what if they were decaffeinated instead? Where’d the advantage be? "Sure, sure, I had a steaming cupful of Ruffian’s boobs, but I still feel like crawling back to bed.

I dunno…

Oh, how adorable is that! Ignorance can be so cute.

No, they are certainly not the “perk-me-up” kind of perky, although, heh heh, DeathLlama may disagree. They are also not perky in the percolator sense, as, well, that just doesn’t make sense. Breasts are not the product of percolation.

No, no…my breasts are “perky” in the sense that they still sport nipples that turn ever so gently up, rather than pointing to the ground, or such as in worst cases, my stomach. As a result, the breasts still appear to be breasts, and not “tube socks with tennis balls in them” as I’ve heard some of my friends describe their own. The downward slope of the top of the breast curves up, and then has a pleasant, round, fullness beneath.

In other words, they look like pretty breasts. Add this definition of perky to your mental dictionary, my cute little Skipper.

Always glad to help in the fight against ignorance… :wink: