I drank too much again..

Eating seven dogs is very impressive! Were they small breeds and did you use a microwave or a conventional oven to get them nice and hot?

“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.”

– Benjamin Franklin

Well, dachshunds used to be known as “barricade beef.”

The name dachshund come from an old German word forb

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“Sneaky little bastard.”

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^ Your LG-V410 [del]explosive space modulator[/del] must have had twelve beers.

Since this IS the dope…
Ben died in 1790.
Bacteria were named in 1838.

I usually drink IPAs so I don’t need more than five usually.

Ben must have been drunk when he said it.

No drinks for very close to thirty years now. But the hot dogs, well, those I have too much of. If I could only quit food cold turkey…

10 beers and steak Bearnaise last night.

Everyday baby, when the sun go down
I get with my friends, an’ I begin to clown
I don’t care, what the people are thinkin’
I ain’t drunk, I’m just drinkin’
Albert Collins

But yer so high…

How jejune. I’m imbibing whiskey and white castle sliders over here.

I have minions who do the yard work and the drinking. I just kick back and chill.

Gru, is that you? How’s Kevin?