He was trying really hard (no pun intended). I kept thinking that I was going to get extremely violent because he was so persistent and increasingly aggressive. Finally I suggested that we go to a bar & that I’ll drink beer with him until he picks up some other guy who he can bugger. He thought it was a great idea and was really happy that I suggested it. Once again, non-violence & beer save the day. (And my…ahem…integrity.)
Okay, I’m not 100% up on my pop culture references, and, without Google’s help, I thought you were talking about Fred (The Wonder Years) Savage.
Just thought I’d share.
Nope. Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit. A rap/metal group that some people like more than others.
dude… that would be the most horrific unimaginable fate one could have the sorry wrotten luck to live through. The only thing that could make it worse would be getting buggered by Fred Durst and Evil Clowns… geez… I’ll sleepin’ with the lights on for month now.
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I thought you were referring to political humorist Will Durst.
I was picturing Fred Savage too :: shudders :: But it must mean something good that you were able to resolve it so nicely… I guess.
So, what was he packing? Whenever I see this guy in Rolling Stone, I imagine he’s hung like a Ken doll.
Catch and Release: Synopsis of the Criminal Justice System
Or, even worse: Fred Durst and the Insane Clown Posse.
You could do worse.
You know, I once had a dream about Bon Scott (former, as in long dead, lead singer of AC/DC). He appeared to me in a dream and told me I had to kill Rick Astley. This was during Rick’s 15 minutes in the late eighties. The weird part was that Bon had made up this really elaborate plan to make it look like an accident (I remember it had something to do with Rick’s mike stand electrocuting him right in the middle of “Never Gonna Give You Up”), and it seemed very plausible and doable at the time. Well, since Rick is still alive and kicking I obviously haven’t gone through with it (yet 
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At least I’m glad Bon didn’t want to bugger me, but I do think we ended up having a couple of beers together.
js_africanus, what a nightmare. shivers
Fortunately, it didn’t get far enough for me to find out. Whew!
I was going to say: it could have been worse, you might have dreamed it without the “trying” bit… which I assumed, from context, you would not have liked at all.
Standard disclaimer and all that…