I feel... arrested.

James Brown Arrested on Violence Charge

Check out the mug shot. Eeyah!

I think he was hiding out with Hussein.

Looks like a crack-whore version of Oprah

Now that you mention it, have Oprah and James Brown ever been seen together? Maybe they are the same person, a real life Jekyll and Hyde.

70 years old and still up to this stuff. It looks like they got him right out of bed. He still seems to have a good head of hair though.

Is there some law preventing celebrtities that drink from owning a comb?

“I feel arrested”? Doesn’t scan.

“I feel booked!” Now that scans.

Songwriters today, I tell ya…

I humbly yeild to the superior witticism of Otto. I had thought of “I feel… ghrak!” but it was even worse than the arrested bit.

<slinking off to get more caffeine>

After looking at that photo, I feel like I need to take a shower.

I think not having a comb is the least of his concerns.

OWWWW!

Good gawd, ya’ll!

TOO HOT!

funky James Brown dance