Oprah gets OJ to admit he did it [or maybe not]

Not that anyone should be surprised.

[noparse]http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/168473/20110623/oj-simpson-murder-confess-oprah-wife-nicole-brown.htm[/noparse] [ETA: We’ve had a malware report on this link.]

If this is true, I have to give Oprah credit for accomplishing this.

Can a mod please fix the title. Thanks.

He said it was self-defense!
<snort>

What a freaking trainwreck. I actually hope this is true

First, Osama; now, OJ! Who’s next? JFK’s actual assassin?

Your snort is appropriate: if you read the transcript in the Daily Mail article, what he’s describing is most definitely not self-defense, regardless of what he claims.

Oprah said she wanted to get his confession and apparently she got it. The lesson is clear: don’t fuck with Oprah.

She was coming at him with a piece of fruit.

When bananas are outlawed, only outlaws will have bananas!

I’ll believe it when I hear it on NPR or see it on CNN. :slight_smile:

Whitey Bulger, apparently.

Hollywood Reporter says the story is bogus.

Yeah, another report saying its not true.

Sorry for the false alarm.

What does he have to lose? He’s been acquitted of the crime and can’t be tried for it again. He’s already lost the civil suit. Can he be held liable for more damages?

Oh, don’t sweat it. Fantasy news like this is an upper, whether true or not. Makes you dream of a world with Justice.

So, do I win a cookie?

MALWARE ALERT! Don’t click the third link in the OP.

So, has anyone confessed to falsely saying that OJ confessed?

NOW you tell me!

I’ll report to the mods to disable it.

ETA: I would so like this to be true, but iIhonestly believe that OJ has convinced his pathological, sociopathical selfthat he did not do it. He is where he belongs, and I hope he dies in prison, preferably by being murdered by an inmate or while “trying to escape.” I so hate that smug bastard.

Or more likely Oprah’s cable network, is headed south and the people behind it are desperately looking for anything to give it a boost.