I feel dirty.

Zoe · February 10, 2003, 5:32pm

It’s not my fault. The President is speaking just a few miles from me. How can I cleanse my mind and soul when he leaves?

Casey1505 · February 10, 2003, 6:00pm

The heads of the Witness Protection Program will do it for you, since they now have to relocate you, as you gave away your location…

Bippy_the_Beardless · February 10, 2003, 6:02pm

Drink a pint of your own fresh urine, it’ll get the bad taste from out of your mouth.

Ethilrist · February 10, 2003, 6:29pm

Rent Animal House.

Inky_1 · February 10, 2003, 6:43pm

I find that curling up in the fetal position, rocking back and forth and humming “Itsy Bitsy Spider” helps me quite alot.

lieu · February 10, 2003, 6:59pm

You might feel dirty but… now your blue dress is still clean.