I feel like a bitch goddess...

The BBQ Pit
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UGH. I have super bad PMS and I feel like such an uber bitch.

To top it off, I just accidentally pressed back and had to redo this thread.

To sum up in a few smilies I am
:frowning:
coupled with
:mad::mad::mad::Mad::mad::
Don’t expect to see
:slight_smile: for quite awhile…

Half the time, I want to start crying, and the other half, I want to scream and take an axe to the house. <growl> Plus I’m completely restless to the point where I can’t even watch ten consecutive minutes of one TV show, or even read more than one chapter of a book at a time. I feel like such a moron for having the attention span of a goldfish. :frowning: UGH. Now I know how Sylvia Plath felt every month…

<SOB>

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I’m with ya every step of the way. Bitch, aint it?

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Um, can we like, worship you from afar?

It just seems that those in the bitch theocracy should have supplicants.

[sub]still trying to decide whether I will like the scolding which is likely to accompany any response… [/sub]

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Thanks, Francesca, I know. I’m completely not feeling myself.

Okay, Shibb, I’ll give you a five second head start to…Ah forget it. Being the somewhat decent goddess I still am, I’ll smite you tomorrow.

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I’m sorry, but THAT would be a great name for a band.

Oh, Zoggie? If that axe ain’t too close (like, say, behind your back being sharpened), (((Zoggie))).

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Sorry, hon. I hope you feel better, but until you do, I’m just going to talk to you from behind this bullet-proof glass, inside a bomb shelter.

{{{{{Zoggie}}}}}

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don’t start me.

and to think that it’s at this “special time” that our hormones are most like a man’s.

explains the clumsiness, mood swings and short attention span.

i hate men today.

nope,
I HATE EVERYTHING TODAY

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Well… isn’t that nice?

Feel better Zoggie. Eat some chocolate.

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Yep! You females get to bathe in all those nice estrogens most of the time, and when you get brought down to OUR level once a month, whooo, it’s nothing but gripe gripe gripe, complain, complain, compl-

hey, now, put that down…

::looks around for somewhere to run::

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I am only posting so that I can see five consecutive closed threads. This was in the way :smiley:

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Shibb!! You’re at 200??? You’re catching up!!!

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ladyfoxfyre, you can’t even know how much I was hoping you had signed on to be a bitch goddess when I saw you as the last post in this thread.
[sub]we’ve got to stop hijacking like this[/sub]