Gah. And it’s entirely my own fault. My best friend split up with her boyfriend of seven years, so we got the liquor in and had a proper night of alcohol, sympathy and hysterics. Gah.
I pulled a sickie from work. I’m a bad person.
Fran
Feel lucky… a cow really DID poo in MY head! It happened during the unforgettable Brain Surgery incident of '96… the surgeon was drunk, and he accidently pushed me out the window (while he was fiddling around with my cerebellum)… I fell eight stories, bounced across the road, and rolled into the pasture. Old Bessie raised her tail and… thbbbt!!
They found me, washed me off, sewed me back up, and suddenly I was on an episode of Real TV…
Are you sure the cow which pooped on you is BSE-free Fran. After all, you do live in the UK.
I hope you feel better soon, Francesca. Cow-poop head is definitely a dreadful, squishy feeling. And no, you are NOT a bad person. You’re sweet for staying with your friend.
you’ll probably want to adjust the settings on your monitor for today, too - that glare can really be a killer. not that I would personally know anything about hangovers. really.
Thank you AlbertRose 
I’m feeling a bit more human now. But only a bit.
SPOOFE, I’m frightened of you.
Damn! Reprise beat me to my joke!
Anyway, hope you feel better. Drink lots of water!!
That would explain SPOOFE’s dirty mind.
I hope we’re not typing too loudly for you.
[whisper] Like Cranky said, plenty of (non-alcoholic) liquids. [/whisper]