Shoot me. God I hate jingles.
ah come on
put a smile on!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Byyyyyyyy Mennen.
Get a little closer
Don’t be shy.
Get a little closer
With Solid Extra Dry!
I can bring home the bacon
fry it up in a pan
And never, ever let you forget you’re a man
Cause I’m a woman…
Hey, are you READY FOR SOME FOOOOOOOTBAAAAAALLLL!!!
Sometimes you feel like a nut
Sometimes you don’t!
We’re Beatrice.
The older folks will get it.
Lectric shaaaaaave
Timex, it took a licking and keeps on ticking
Just as the mother jackalope protects her young, so too, does Mutual of Omaha protect the policy holders
I hate to say I get it, JC.
:: cue Bob Seger ::
Like a rock!
“I feel like drinkin tonight! like drinkin toniiiight!”
Did you here what one lesbian frog said to another?
“They’re right. We DO taste like chicken!”
Thankyou, I’ll be here all week
When you eat your Smarties,
Do you eat the red ones last?
Do you suck them very slowly,
Or crunch them very fast?
Who the hell sucks Smarties? 
JC: aaahh!!! Flashbacks to the Olympics (what year was that?)!
My balogna has a first name, it’s O-S-C-A-R
my balogna has a second name, it’s M-E-Y-E-R
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BODYFORM!
Shaped for comfort,
Shaped for confidence,
bodyformed for YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Ooooooh, I love to eat it everyday
And if you ask me why I’ll saaaaaayyyyyyyyy …
'Cause Oscar Meyer has way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A
Aaaawww, Saturday morning memories. sniff…
By the way, wasn’t it M-A-Y-E-R?
I’m feeling to lazy to Google that right now (It’s Friday evening, I’m about to go home, and I’ve already had three beers at our office social event)
Oh there is a terrible commercial that I love to hate that must have been made for about $500. It starts out with this guy complaining:
“My feet are so sweaty my wife calls me swampfoot”
Just brutally bad and underproduced. God I love it
a little dab’ll do ya.
anyone old enough to remember it?
“They’ll love to run their fingers throught your hair!!”
Brylcreem, AKA that greasy skid stuff