N-E-S-T-L-E-S, Nestles makes the very best…
Choooooooooooooooooooooooooooooc-late
“They’re GRR-RRR-RRR-EAT!”
(voiced, of course, by the wonderful bass voice of Thurl Ravenscroft, who is STILL voicing Tony the Tiger after more than 50 years.)
Hold the pickle, hold the lettuce…
Hold the pickle, hold the lettuce…
plop plop, fizz fizz…
I LOVED that one! It was so pretty!
“oh what a relief it is…”
Which of course leads to:
“I can’t believe I ate the whole thing!”
and
“Mama Mia that’s a spicy meatball!”
Ancient Chinese Secret
Anyone remember Noxema’s shaving cream ad?
“Take it off…take it all off.”
That ad, remembered from my youth, marks the dawning of my appreciation of how sex can be used to sell a product.
You were just a me-too tag along tom-boy making a scene.
Then I turned around and found a homecoming queen!
Little Sister! You know I’m gonna miss her!
Cause we grew up together…McDonald’s and you
Top that! 
Re: the OP.
“Poodle - the other white meat.” 
Max: I’d top it if I recognized it.
What walks down stairs
alone or in pairs
and makes a slinkety sound?
A spring! A spring!
Everyone knows it’s slinky!
I’d like to teach the world to sing in perfect haaaarmonnny…
Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun!
I know, let’s get Mikey to try it. !
Brush-a, brush-a, brush-a…
Here’s a new IPANA…
Mr. Clean gets rid of dirt and grime and grease in just a minute,
Mr. Clean will clean your whole house and everything that’s in it.
Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean. Mr. Clean.
I’m a pepper, you’re a pepper, wouldn’t you like to be a pepper too?
You people are nuts. Then again, I am too.
“fresh goes better, with Mentos for fresher, fuller life!” [I think that’s what they said…] “Mentos, the Freshmaker.”