I’m Billy Mays…
Gimme a break, giiiimme a break
break me offa piece of that Kit-Kat Bar!
IT’S NOT OATMEAL!
So kiss a little longer, hold tight a little longer,
give your breath long-lasting freshness,
with Big Red!
There’s always room for J-E-L-L-O!
The unsinkable taste of Cheerios,
not a lot of sugar to weigh down those Cheerios.
Look how they float! No keepin’ 'em down!
No, he can’t
She can’t
You can’t sink the unsinkable taste of Cheerios!
Ch-ch-cheerie, cheerie, Cheerios!
and of course…
Na-bis-co! (ping!)
I’msorry Opal,but I remember that chicken jingle from when I was like,3!I wonder if I could download itoff the computer…
I liked Saturday Night Live’s version better.
Momma’s got the magic of Clorox bleach. Thank you to the makers of Replay TV. I’ll never here that jingle again.
Here’s one that scares even me. I can’t believe I remember this one…
The fun is back, oh yessiree,
It’s the 2600 from Atari.
It’s the video system with classics galore,
From Space Invaders to cars that roar.
A real hip joystick controls the screen,
Solaris is hot, and Midnight Magic’s mean.
One more thing…it’s got a special low price.
Under 50 bucks…50 BUCKS!!!..now isn’t that nice.
The fun is back, oh yessiree,
It’s the 2600 from Atari.
[sub]I still have no idea where that came from. Should I be worried?[/sub]
“We’re gonna make aaaaa…hot cereal lover out of you!”
“Out of me?”
“Out of you!”
“Out of him?”
“Mm-hmm.”
(Is anyone else creeped out by the dancing chicken in the “Chicken tonight” ad? I have a real problem with animals that advertise themselves as food.)
I’m stuck on BandAids, 'cause BandAids stuck on me!
Don’t hate me for this one…
Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meeeee Oooowwwww! 
Then again, I am coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs!
“Hold the pickles hold the lettuce, special orders don’t upset us, all we ask is that you let us serve it your way…”
or the cover version done for the BK Chicken sandwich
“Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk,bawk, baaaawwk, bawk,”
The fries have got a certain … Wessonality!
I hate you…
“Mah Ahrthrahtis hurts so much I cahnt lift this pahn.”
(Lifting cast iron skillet a good three inches off the table.)
A whisle a wink and Wildroot!
Hey Maybelle, Black Label!
It’s whats up front that counts.
I’m stuck on the new Toby Keith ads for Ford:
I’m a Ford Truck man
That’s what I drive
I ain’t got no boundaries
I don’t compromise!
I’d rather walk ten miles
And be down on my luck
Than ride around the corner
In another kinda pick up truck
Ain’t no doubt my king of the mountain’s
Built Ford tough!
I sing along evrey time. So embarrassing.
Raise your hand…
Raise your hand if you’re suuuuure
**Tupug Anachi **, you really need that vacation, don’t you.
“And you wake up in the morning
too-oo-oo Philadelphia brand cream cheeeeese.”
That was the whole commercial. Short, simple and to the point. I like that.