Hot dogs, Armour hot dogs
What kind of kids eat Armour hot dogs?
Fat kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks.
Tought kids, sissy kids, even kids with chicken pox
Love hot dogs, Armour hot dogs
The dog kids love to bite!
Take Sominex tonight and sleep,
Safe and restful sleep, sleep, sleeeeeeeeeep.
I’m gonna wash that gray right outta my hair
…I will stand upon my head until my ears are turning red, Go see Cal, go see Cal, go see Cal. - Hi folks, I’m Cal Worthington and this is (pick any animal) my dog Spot."
…And away go troubles - down the drain.
“Don’t cook tonight,
call Chicken Delite!”
“Winston tastes good
like a cigarette should.”
I’ve fallen… and I can’t get UP!!!
(I know, not really a jingle… but always fun.)
“If they could see me now,
Out on a funship cruise…”
It’s not a commercial, ladies and gentlemen, it’s pure entertainment. Why in Hell did Reeg ever let her go?!?