I feel smug.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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LOBSANG –

You had to Google this? Weren’t there like 10,000 American mates you could have asked? :wink: Forgive my amusement, but imagine if an American posted “Someone told me Shetland ponies were the size of rabbits. I googled this and it’s not true!”

Quarter horses are the working horse of choice in the American west. They are smart, fast over short distances (which makes them great for roping and herding cattle), agile (for a horse – great barrel racers), and hardy. Not so pretty as Thoroughbreds, or Arabians (natch), but less delicate and usually cheaper (though a first-rate QH can easily be more expensive than a run-of-the-mill or over-the-hill TB).

But well done you to show him up.

NOCLUEBOY, your first post made me laugh. :slight_smile:

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Ketchup? Anyone have any ketchup?

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Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger

MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!

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Smuggry McSmuggish smugly smuggled his small smudged smock to the smelly smokehouse for a smattering of smooches from Smurfette.
Smartasses. S’matter wichyoo? Smug off!!

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Smock it off, would ya. Some people are trying to be serious here. :stuck_out_tongue:

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Smaugus H. Smock, people! Shut your smog-holes or I’ll smack ya! :stuck_out_tongue:

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He said smugly.

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… and an eigthhorse is half the size of a quarterhorse, see. And on down the line. I saw a sixtyfourthhorse once that was the size of a paperclip.

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…and a Percheron sits on the fence.

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Ah, they’re 1920s style “¼ horses”

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You burning my horse? Og smash your pie!

Oh, please… let’s not go down that road anew… Stop me before I cliche again…

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Ah, they’re 1920s styl— crap, NCB beat me to it!!

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That’s nuthin’. Once I saw a horsefly. I seen a peanut stand, I seen a rubber band. I seen a needle that winked it’s eye.

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I’ve seen a vegtable truck and a diamond ring.

My kids love that song.

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I’ve seen a stirrup iron and felt a catnip.

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Hey, this could be fun!

I’ve seen a soft drink, a stone sink, a hard drive, and a buggy whip.

I’ve also seen a pencil lead, a wrong answer, an arm rest, and a music note.

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I’ve heard a wind chime, and seen the music stand. I’ve seen a brick walk, and gravel drive.

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I’ve seen a cock ring, a needle point and a roach clip.

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I’ve seen a coffee mug. (If you use mug as a verb meaning to pose smugly.)

I’ve seen a fire truck. (Again with the odd verbing, this time truck as in carry cargo.)

I’ve even seen a dragon fly. (Smaug, of course, he said smugly.)

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I’ve seen a hog tie, and butter fly. I’ve seen sheep dip, and honey comb. I’ve raised hares and baited breaths.