Yeah, I’ve seen all those things too.
I’ve seen a butt plug, an Army tank, and a Navy sub.
I’ve even seen a movie screen, a computer chip, and a back rub.
But I’ll be done seen 'bout everything,
When I see an elephant fly.
I’ve seen a royal flush (not mine, DAMMIT)
How did you get into their loo?
I saw a rat trap and a brief trip.
Woah…what a trip.
Buncha smugglers…