Makes no sense?! Seriously? I am saying, by enlarging and bolding my words, that I get extremely irritated (perhaps overly so) when I drop something I am holding. I didn’t realize I needed to spell it out like this. Sorry.
Me too - my biggest pet peeve (next to littering) is Vaguebooking. I have some serial offenders in my “friends” list - thank goodness they’re not close friends in real life!
Hanging is too good for him.
Especially when you’re already in the slow lane. I must admit that I do fuck with these people: I slowly slow down until they move over to pass me, then immediately accelerate back to the speed I was going.
Hmmm… you want to bludgeon people for tiny irritants. Remind me not to piss you off.
My major irritant are people driving slow, until you try to pass them. And then they speed up again. And then if you get back behind them, they slow down again.
I know it’s not me, I’ve been on cruise control the whole time.
That can be bad, but what’s even worse are those that pull up to pass you and then speed-match you as soon as they have almost passed you, thus ensuring that when you run into the next batch of cars moving slower than you are, you’ll need to slow down or speed up in order to pass the batch in the left lane. Of course, you can’t do this acceleration/deceleration slowly because then they’ll speed match you so that they’re still blocking you in.
I’ve been driving a lot of years, and I can’t recall if this ever happened to me. However, lots of people have passed me, pulled in front of me, then slowed down to slower than me – also slower than I was going when they passed me.
Did you not read the thread title? LOL 
One just happened to me that I tend to experience all too often. So I am at the store, I get several bags full of groceries and other sundries, check out, get home, unload everything, either throw the bags in the recycling or the reused bags container, and something is missing! I know exactly what it is I think I could have sworn I paid for it, but it isn’t in any of the bags I just emptied and I can’t find the receipt, which is probably in the bag I can’t find with the stuff I can’t find or I threw it away in the recycling or trash 
I can’t go back to the store because I am sure the things have been put back by now and I can’t prove anything because I can’t find my freaking receipt. There is $30.00 worth of stuff I don’t have that I paid for :mad:
When that happens to my husband words come out of his mouth I didn’t know he was capable of saying and he turns an odd shade of red. It scares me a little :eek:
People who won’t leave messages. I’ve been getting random calls. Since it’s during work I send it straight to voice mail and assumed, when I saw no voice mail, that it was a wrong number. Nope, turns out it was probably one of my online friends. Really dude? If you had left a message, I would have called you back.
I started checking my receipt at the store because of this, I’ve caught double ring ups so many times.
Don’t forget kicking them in the nuts, too. 
Online discussions about pronunciation or accents where nobody knows IPA so they try to spell things out.
Totally agree. Just a small message: “This is x regarding y” and I’ll ring back. I hate having to call a number and basically say “Hello Unknown Person, you rang my number, why?”, even though I do it sometimes as I do a lot of free-lance work and have to chase it.
When someone writes “breath” when they mean it as the verb “breathe.” I see it all the time and it annoys the hell out of me.
When someone write “breath” when they mean it as “breadth”.
When someone says, “Heighth.”
And I think not pissing me off is a very good policy, and you should all follow it. 
People who refer to the Kennedys as America’s royal family.
America doesn’t have royalty.
Prison Wives
WTF?
You meet a guy in prison, you know ahead of time he is in there for life, but you marry him anyway and then bitch because the justice system is so unfair and he shouldn’t be in there.
To paraphrase the turtle to the scorpion
‘you knew what he was when you met him’.
To the women who do it and they say he is so kind, he is so attentive, he listens to me. What the hell else does he have to do? He’s in prison.
Jezus Christ I had a girl tell me one day how much nicer her bf was since he went to jail. He wrote her letters everyday, called her, told her her loves her, he misses her, blah blah blah. Before he went to jail he was cheating on her, using drugs, never had time for her.
Now he’s so different and he wants her to wait for him to get out and they will live happily ever after.
Stop inching forward at a stop light/sign when you can’t go left. I am trying to turn right and I can’t see around your monster vehicle.