…about some tool keying his car because some bastard has just stolen the Vauxhall badge off of my Tigra! Prised the fucker clean off! Fucking tool! :mad:
Lance:
“They should be fuckin’ killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.
It’s chicken shit. You don’t fuck another man’s vehicle.”
Too bad you didn’t catch him doing it. It would have been worth him doing it if you could have caught him doing it.
You just don’t fuck with another man’s vehicle.
Bolding mine. I didn’t know what a Vauxhall Tigra was, so i went on a search.
The first article i found had this to say:
I thought this was pretty funny, but also really silly. Nice way to perpetuate stupid stereotypes. I’m a guy and i think the Tigra looks like a fun car. I certainly wouldn’t knock one back if it were offered to me.
Oh yeah, legion, that sucks. I’ve never understood the need that some tools have to steal car badges.
I think the Tigra looks kind of girly too. For a convertible to be manly, in my opinion, it must be of the long-wide-and-flat variety. Like the Caddy in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. A real boat.
Anything else screams sorority girl.
Sorry, friend.
Tell me about it. Some bastard wrenched the leaper off the hood of my Jag. Do you have any idea how much a hood costs! Motherfuckers, I’d happily buy them a gold-coated leaper if I’d have known. Goddamn, don’t mess with someone’s car.
I’m happy Michael Fay got that whipping.
…Oddly enough, if you watch the “Extended Trivia” mode of the Pulp Fiction DVD, you’ll realize that Butch Coolidge, aka Bruce Willis, is the person that keys Vega’s car. He’s still upset from their little run-in in the club (“you ain’t my friend, palooka”), and, when Vega pulled in, he pulled into a mostly empty parking lot, right next to Fabian’s Honda. So Butch keyed it.
I love the trivia track on my Pulp Fiction Special Edition DVD. That movie kicks ass! I hate being another Tarantino fan, but I think he honestly deserves it; his movie just have an atmosphere of ‘cool’ that nobody else can do like he can.
That’s the new Tigra. The old one was even worse. Looks fast, but with its tiny little puny 1.4L engine :eek: it’s not going to set the road on fire.
The new Tigra looks sort of OK-ish - for an Opel (Vauxhall for you Brits), even though Peugeot’s pretty much got this market cornered with the 206 CC and the 307 CC. But the old one? legion, you’d better be a hairdresser, or else. 
Seriously: I’m sorry about your car. I’ve had my cars vandalised on some occasions, and it seriously sucks. Last instance was someone dragging a rock or street tile or something across the hood of my old Peugeot 306. WTF? Morons.
IANAHD and I don’t care what you guys say, I love my (old) tigra! 
Early Saturday morning, some motherfucker busted the driver’s side rear window out of my Honda Civic right there in my fucking driveway! Then they ransacked the car and didn’t steal anything!
Piece of shit. I’d like to take a fucking axe handle to their thick skull.
Oh, and I forgot to add that it cost me $400 to get the window replaced, so now I’m so broke I can’t go see They Might Be Giants tonight.