I went to the break room to get some coffee this morning, and I found this on top of the box of Equal.
For the life of me I can’t imagine how this CD ended up on top of the Equal sweetener box in our break room. I have asked around, and no one will take responsibility for leaving it there.
I don’t really want to throw away a CD, but I can’t find anyone to claim ownership of it! Why in the world is there a Chris Gaines CD in our break room?!?!
Um…because someone had it in their hand and set it down while making some coffee, and that person isn’t one of the people you asked about it?
Don’t be in a hurry to throw it out…just set it back down and wait…
Aliens. Must have been the aliens.
That’s not the most random thing. One time I found a shipping label with the words “Return to sender left of hell” written on it in a conference room.
The cleaning person? The coffee distributor?
Or won’t admit to owning the album…
There’s a good chance you won’t recognize this person when you see them.
Go ask Garth down in shipping. I bet it’s his.
Where is left of hell?
People leave things they don’t want in our break room all the time. Usually it’s lemons or zucchini or leftover Halloween candy, though, not CDs.
You should listen to it with the microwave player. Put the volume on HIGH.
While workign in IT i have to have users send me there computers. One time we had a guy send us his computer in a box with foam penuts. so far so good right? but he was also nice enough to give us a gluestick and a drafting pencil. most.random.ever
Take it to Reception and mention that you found it in the break room. They’ll know what to do. (One time I found an engineer’s ring on the floor outside my cube; you can bet that one got reclaimed up in a hurry once the receptionist sent a memo around…)
Area code 664 instead of 666.
664, the neighbour of the beast.
No way! It’s area code 661! I should know; I grew up there. 
I was so hoping that was the area code of Hell, Michigan.
There is an area code 616 in Michigan, but I’d bet Hell is 734 since it’s so far East from Kalamazoo.
**I found the most random thing in the break room at work today **
I think that the word should have been “unexpected” and not “random”, unless you meant it in a quantum mechanical sort of way. 
Perhaps, but that explanation hinges on the idea that, at some point, someone actually went out and bought a Chris Gaines album. And what are the odds of something like that ever happening?
I found a bong under the counter on my first day of work. Oh, excuse me, I do mean a water pipe, as it is for sale, and legally so. Still. Didn’t expect that, I tell you what.