I need to be freaked out from time to time ya know.
I have never in my life envied a cat .
Until now that is,
I have boobs but a cat’s never glared at them.
And I deny all involvement with your cat’s nipple ring fetish. 
Conan the Wonderkitty used to do the same thing when he was a kitten.
It’s not your body the kitty is fascinated with. It’s the fact you can be almost totally immersed in water and not be yowling and trying to claw your way out. This amazes cats to no end. Conan still wanders into the bathroom when I’m taking a bath and looks at me as if to say, “Uh, Mango, you know that’s water you’re in, right? You know you’re freakin’ insane, right?” then he wanders back out again.
The answer is simple, Snooooopy is bilingual.
You know, animals are some times able to detect illnesses in their owners before the owner even knows that they’re sick. I suggest you come over immediately and allow me to give you a breast exam.
Maybe not, Tuckerfan…I personally saw a cat a cat arch into a horseshoe shape, take a determined swipe at a sock laying on the ground, and then jump into the air as a swirling ball of claws and teeth, all because he seemed to have thought the sock was making some threatening noise—he apparently hadn’t noticed the jigsaw my father was using to trim a plank, not seven feet away from the cat.
Words…fail me.
And yet when I do this I get into so MUCH more trouble…
You change clothes with your cat? You go round in a little furry tortoiseshell jacket whilst he’s pondering his nice new dress?
I have 4 cats.
I also have two different types of bath bubblers things that massage.
Now, if and when I have these things going, the water appears to be boiling. If I use foaming bath ungents the effect is incredible–Steam and flowery smells fill the bathroom.
So the cats visit me singly while I am lounging in the roiling, massaging, perfumed bath and peer at the water, sniff the scents, and then give me this long, perplexed look as if to inquire, “You know you are in hot water, right? I can fish you out but you look pretty far gone. Are you okay?”
They appear to be amazed that 1) I am cooking something, 2) that I am mostly submerged and happy about it, and 3) that I managed to make it stink of roses again.
She’s probably thinking, “That’s the biggest freakin’ fish I’ve EVAR seen!”
If your nipples are large enough you breasts may well have looked like a large-eyed predator coming at your cat.
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Now please post that pick so we may all partake in some scientific discovery! 
May I be the first to make the obvious line about boobs and pussies?
Don’t be a boob!
He thought he saw a titmouse?
This is one cat that wouldn’t be freaked out by your boobs.
In the months after my cat had kittens, I learned the hard way to keep my penis protected when changing or using the bath. The wee beasties had sharp claws and teeth, and went after anything that moved.
When I do volunteer orientation for the animal shelter, I always tell people not to wear jewelry with loops in them, “Because if a cat playfully swipes at one, and a claw gets caught in a loop, that can get real ugly real fast.”
Until now, though, I’ve lacked a story to go along with this bit of advice.
Hmm…I think I still lack a story.
Daniel
“It’s the Milk Monster! Run!”
When we got our first cat, we lived in a small apartment with only a shower stall–no bathtub. The cat liked to sit in the bathroom while someone was taking a shower, then she would zip in and lick water off the walls after the person left.
A couple of years later, we moved into a higher-scale apartment, with a real bathtub. The cat liked exploring the (empty) bathtub, but also liked to get in and lick the sides of the tub after someone had taken a shower. A week or so after we had moved in, I decided to take a bath rather than a shower. The cat came wandering in, saw me in the tub, and hopped over the edge without looking in the tub first. SHOCK OF HER LIFE!!! :eek: I don’t think it had ever occurred to her that someone would actually fill the tub with water, much less sit in it afterwards. As soon as she touched the water she did a weird backflip and flew out of the bathroom through the apartment dripping wet.
That story gave me wood.