At one point I had five kittens who spent their waking hours chasing each other, climbing the bookcase, swinging from the ceiling lamp, and generally trying to develo into flying squirrels. Unfortunately, one time the five of them charged through the bathroom, and bathtub, when I was soaking in it. Lots of cuts from those many dozen sharp little kitten claws.
I’ve had pet anole lizards for years. One male I had named Fluffy(because he wasn’t 
) used to shamelessly ogle me when I’d get undressed. One time I glared at him and said, “It’s not polite to stare”, and he abruptly flicked his eyes towards the ground. One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in my life. 