I friggin' love beer.

::tips hat in front of CG::

Here’s a man who knows a thing or two about beer…

I would change the order and add Golden Pheasant and Hubertus, but these are indeed some of the best industrially-produced beers money can buy.

Warsteiner and Carlsberg aren’t bad either…

Anyone knows if Pfungstaedter is available in the US?

We’ve been Threadspotted! More beer for everyone!

passes out the six-packs and snags the keys of all your cars

If you take my car keys, you’d better have a comfy couch.

Or a reasonably flat stretch of carpeted floor and a pillow.

Actually, I’d settle for a clean patch of asphalt in the garage.

:who the hell am I kidding? Just leave me where I drop: