I gave my nephew lessons, I believe I taught him well. He learned that, "chicks dig safety."

I re-emphasized over and over again that driving was about communication, co-operation and negotiation with other drivers, and with pedestrians. I taught him to be alert, to never “block the box.” I explained as follow, “the box isn’t a physical thing, it’s an imaginary box formed by the crosswalk of the intersection. If there’s no space for your car, don’t block the other drivers.” I told him to never ever succumb to road rage, perhaps the dumbest emotion there is.

Finally, I told him a secret, “nothing gets a woman going like a man who practices safety because she knows she’s in good hands. It’s evolutionary. It’s biology.”

Not a peep from him. Not even a chuckle. Was he even listening? Did he take? I’m not sure to be honest. I’ve always had my doubts about the kid, he has always been pretty dull.

Young person fails to feign proper attention to questionable claims by old person. Film @ 11.

Nah… too easy.

Young person feigns inattention to questionable claims by old person. Film @ 11 on the other channel.
No way of telling which channel your nephew’s on.

This cartoon also applies to teens.

If you ignore them, they go away, you know.