I get drunk, I get deaf!!

So sue me, but after a few beers I just can’t get enough Color Me Bad sound ways thrown at my body. And yes I am watching Beverly Hills Cop, but the Cubs game (streaming through the Internet) is absolutely necessary.

Maybe I could them down, but I need them. ALL OF THEM. NOW!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!

Now, where te f*ck are my Dorritos?

Heh, heh. I think we must have been neighbors once, but I can’t hear you now, so one of us must have moved away.

As a result, I am officially no longer plotting to kill you.