Wow. That’s great!
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I knew a guy in school named Jimmy Glasscock. We could always see him coming.
We have a local garden-landscaping company called ‘Beaver Maintenance’…
snigger
When i was living down in Florida, i always got a smile when the bus went by. You’d think they would have chosen a different name. S.C.A.T. Thank you Sarasota County Area Transport for many a smile.
HE Butt Supermarkets always bring out my inner 8-year-old boy.
StG
Oh. How true.
Even funnier,to me, was my checks being sighed HE Butt 
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I worked at a place that supplied replacement parts for specialized concrete air pressure meters - studs, studs with clamps, and petcocks.
“I’ve got a chicken, and I’m gonna spatchcock it.”
I used to work in Aluminum plant and spent anodes were called butts. We were having some production problems with the anodes splitting.
One of the engineers wrote a pretty report but it lost credibility when he reported observations like
“Big butts have big cracks and little butts have little cracks”.
I guffaw whenever I walk through the Jamaican section of one of the grocery stores I frequent. They sell Cock Flavoured Seasoning.
There used to be a business in Knoxville that made me chuckle every time I passed it:
Adcock Prosthetics
Oh, and also when traveling in Germany I never, ever stopped snickering at “Ausfahrt”. Which is every exit on the road.
“Fartlek.” Runners know what I’m talkin’ about.
I shop at Publix. And I never pronounce it without the L. Never.
I have more than once made a very specific typo when telling somebody electronically that I am a public librarian.
Uranus is a gas giant. 
For many years as a mainframe programmer, I would be analyzing someone’s bug report and say first thing I have to do is take a dump. They stare. “A memory dump, printout of data memory”
We have Badcock Furniture. Brings out the Beavis and Butthead in me everytime!
Hypno-Toad we have Publix too except we call it going to the Pubic Sto’. Never let a juvenile remark go. That’s my motto. 
We definitely need to keep y’all out of the Piggly Wiggly.
i always say alpacino peckers for jalepeno peppers and beef strokin’ off for beef stroganoff…and it always makes me have a belly laugh