This afternoon, I realized that with minimal shuffling of letters,
Deloitte & Touche --> Toilette & Douche
Anybody else noticed any names recently that could easily be anagrammized into something mockable or were just plain poorly thought out to begin with?
I always thought the employment-statistics firm Challenger Gray & Christmas just sounded goofy.
Then there was the hoity-toity investment firm on SNL with a very impressive-sounding name that was too late getting a website, and the only name left was clownpenisfart.com.
I used to work at the Richardson Vicks plant in Germany. But they called it “Wicks” in Germany, since W is pronounced as a V, but more importantly Vick would be pronounced fick.
On a street I occasionally drive is a business whose sign merely reads “Onan”. I don’t know what they do; it looks like a trailer sales or storage lot or something.
It’s ironic that one would think that would be a huge Google hit from porn websites and V1ag4@ spammers, but most of the hits for “Mammoth Erections” are about the actual construction company name.
I always thought FLUKE was a hell of a name for high end multimeter’s, etc. I think they are named after the founder. 80/20 makes aluminum extrusions and accessories that are like an industrial erector set. They are named after the idea that you get 80% of the result with the first 20% of effort. I always hear it as our products are only 80% as good as they could be.
I always thought it was funny that investors would look for credit ratings and such from a company called Standard and Poor’s. Two words that convey mediocrity and low quality.
I served 2-1/2 of the longest years of my life in the 1st Infantry Division, nicknamed “The Big Red One” due to its unit patch. That was always good for some black humor.