Today, I received one of those “Great Gift Ideas” -type catalogs. In amongst all of the usual crap (ultrasonic pest repellers, lawn ornaments, kitchen gadgets, etc) I found a “vibrating neck massager.” It is suspiciously bullet-shaped, operates on 2 C batteries (not included), and comes in 7-inch, 10-inch, and 12-inch sizes. I couldn’t believe it! They’re cheaper than I would have imagined: the 12-incher only costs $5.99
Um, are you a MAN?
Oh, NECK vibrator…
carry on
<Way too much TMI, so much that I know I’ll regret posting it>
That’s what I would have asked a few months ago. An obviously phallic 12 inch one would still be over the top, but a little silver vibrating bullet has a million and one amazing uses.
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I laready regret posting it. Oh well, most of my bad-TMI posts were lost, might as well have one.
Heh. There are a couple of those here:
OpalCat, I thought you were going to save diceman some money by referring him here:
Heh. Well there’s that, too.
Man, time to do some serious overhaul on the graphics on that page. Ack!!
Wait, what were you adding to the vibrator?
Err… OK, I can see that my OP might be mis-read. I’m not planning on getting one of them or anything :o
I’m surprised that they could get away with advertizing a sex toy in a junk-mail catalog.