I got an email from Jeremy Northam!

No shit! I was so excited to open up my Junk Mail box and see an email from Mr. Northam. I’ve been a fan of his since before Emma. And, since he’s been on my Fantasy Five for years, my husband would have had no grounds for complaint had Mr. Northam been attempting to set up an assignation with me.

Turns out he was just trying to sell me some Viagra – to be entirely accurate, some ‘vI@gRa!.’ Despite his very posh voice, I’m sorry to report that his spelling and puncuation were terrible.

Very disappointing.

I once got a very similar email, but from a man named Jesus Christ. It was most surprising.

So, would viagra from Christ be really really good? I imagine Christ viagra would be a minimum 4 hour erection.

Yeah, but the downside is once you take it, it takes 3 days before you arise again… :smiley:

He’s not the Messiah.
He’s a very naughty boy.

Can’t top Girl From Mars zinger. So I threw out some Python.