I GOT CARDED! hahhahaha!

I got carded last night buying smokes. Usually, I consider it a compliment, but I lost my drivers license last weekend. Not like, had it taken away, but misplaced it somewhere, so I’ve been (cautiously) driving without it. I felt really self concious as I’m fumbling through my wallet, desperately pulling ID out and scattering it all over the counter, trying to find some ID that will prove my age. I’m like “Oops, no, that’s my son’s birth certificate. Nope, that’s my oldest daughter’s health care card. Oh, no, that’s other son’s card…”. They finally let me off with one piece of ID with a name and picture (and no birthdate) and a piece of ID with a name and birthdate (and no picture).

How embarrassing. I wonder what the people in line behind me were thinking!

Oh, and for the record, I’m 29, look like it, and have four kids. I NEVER get ID’d when I’m towing all of them along, and they’re all calling me mommy. The cashier didn’t look a day over 18.

The last time I got carded was 2 years ago. Me and my then girlfriend went to a bar for her birthday, well we are at the bar and order our drinks and the guy says to me “Hey guy can I see some ID?”. My girlfriend starts laughing because she knows I’m 10 years older than her, and she was 27 at the time. So I give him my ID and then his whole attitude changes as he says, “Sorry sir”. Although I don’t get carded anymore, I still make sure I have my ID handy just in case.