I got even with the Evil Kroger Lady.

She was jawing with a friend when the “scan it yourself” checkout screwed up. I dumped the broccilli (sp) on the floor and went to another store.
Today, someone had left baloney near the SIY thing. She was to dumd to see it before. Maybe she looks to make trouble for me…why didn’t she see it before? Anyway, as I was leaving she ran over and said “You left your baloney! You no want baloney!?”
I was wearing the new little prescription shades, like the Dracula movie. I said in my best Bela Lugosi voice:

“I do not eat…baloney.”