I Got Nuttin’… The Worst Ever MMP

So many things happened… I’ve read it all, but if I answer everybody I won’t be getting any work done and there’s a course that I promised to a coworker we’d be able to take a first look at it this afternoon. Thanks for the hugs and the laughs, you guys are the bestestest.

QD, we want to knooooooooow! We only have LiLi’s version, we need yours!

I finally realized that I was having, not just a down day, but a bad day. Bad day as in time goes by and I don’t even notice, how can it be noon already, stand up and the world twirls oooops!, food tastes like wet cardboard even though my eyes know it should be spicy. We had a meeting after lunch and I think I just looked like a shrunk-up cardboard cutout of me; then we had some horribly boring training (who decided that 3 hours of slides is a good idea?) but I only needed to stay for the first hour, so I took off as soon as I could. During the training I started getting Dioram Vision, which is not a superpower: it’s when objects that my brain knows to be 3D look like they’re flat and things which I know to be connected look like they’re not. Like a dioram where for example somebody’s jacket is on one plane and his hand in another. I really don’t see why do people take drugs, I get funny visions without paying for colored pills! If I knew what the hell causes this, I probably could bottle it and make a killing with the rave crowd.

Good thing I wasn’t in a hurry, ‘cos I hit the ARHT (Anti Rush Hour Traffic, aka “going nowhere slow time”). It’s always kind of cute, being on the highway, with all those flashing signs reminding everybody that we’re not supposed to go over 100km/h… and we’re stop’n’go. The same distance that had been 45’ in the morning took about 90’ in the afternoon. Like I said, good thing I wasn’t in a hurry. Also, the dizzy was mildish, so when I was sitting down I wasn’t dizzy. Once I’d reached the two main exits into Basel I was going “against the tide” so the traffic on my side of the road pretty much disappeared. I went to the supermarket and bought some stuff I really, really needed (the carts are the kind where you have to push the handle to get them moving, so they make good walkers). You know those times when you’re thinking “I oughta get new bras” and then you try on a bra and say “ohmyGOD, did I need new bras!”? There was only one wireless model in the right size and I took all the copies they had :stuck_out_tongue: Made sure to check the labels, because sometimes the size on the hanger and on the piece of clothing aren’t the same. I also bought these snow boots which make my feet warm just by looking at them, so now I’ll be able to go out for walks even if it’s snowed. I already had boots and warm clothing, but the boots soles weren’t the best for snow.

I’d made an appointment with Mom to call her at 9pm. I called her a bit early. Cellphone off, she’s not answering at home, several times. At 10pm, still no answer. On Saturday I’d skyped with her and Lilbro, and Lilbro had decided to install skype. He still doesn’t have a microphone, but I saw he was on and pinged him, to see if he knew of any further developments in any of the home fronts. So, he calls her cellphone: disconnected (duh). He calls her home: not there (re-duh). Don’t cha love it when people run again the same checks you just did? What does he think he is, my little brother or customer service? He then called our bro, no answer. Bro’s wife, ah, finally someone alive and talking! Mom had left their house at 7pm, they figured she must be out with her friend Rita. I figure not, since the two of them have changed schedules so they meet with The Nephew on tow, but heck, if the bros who actually see her every day can’t be bothered to know that much, I’m not going to be making noise, specially since I can’t hit them with something that would break satisfactorily. I hope she was with Adriana, who’s been known to take over half an hour of agony just to choose which jacket should she wear. Will try calling tonight.

It’s Tuesday and I’m feeling a mite peeved this morning. Things are conspiring against me. It’s just not on! Will somebody tell them to stop?

Mornin’/afternoon/evening y’all!

Tigs were you disparaging my virtue? :stuck_out_tongue: That’s ok, let’s just say, what virtue I did have is no longer.

Heff feel free to share as much or as little as you want. We’re like that. We’re also always good for a hug and a laugh.

QD come back and share! We need to know.

Rigs, FCM and Haze I’m glad you all got your homework done. This is a good sign. Maybe this semester won’t be so difficult on my nerves.

Ok, world in general, just stop what you’re doin’ to BooFae right now! Just stop it! I mean it!

Speaking of getting mixed up, I am reminded of a story from waaaaaaaaaaay back in my high school days. See, when I was a senior, I had a third period class that my two bestest friends had second period. Since everybody was so used to seein’ us all together, that teacher would always ask my two friends why I wasn’t in class. For a while, they’d remind him I had the class third period. After a while, though, smartassery took over (I told y’all they were my two bestest friends!) and they’d just say, “He’s out today” and the teacher would mark me absent. When I showed up third period, he’d look at me and say, “Dammit, I marked you absent again!” Of course, smartassery overtook me, so I took to walkin’ in to class and asking if I were present or absent, cause if I’m absent I’m goin’ somewhere and take a nap this period. Sometimes I’d stick my head in the door during second period class change and yell, “Present!” at the teacher. It always cracked him up.

I see this teacher every once in a while still. He’s about three years from retirement now and still teaches at my high school. We still get the giggles over this after almost 35 years.

Thus endeth the story.

What? You’ve been practicing smartassery all your life, swampy? That’s hard to believe! :stuck_out_tongue: Story made me giggle.

Sorry for the bad day, Nava! Hopefully the new bras and boots will help. (See, QD, it’s perfectly normal to buy new bras. :D) Anyway, hope things start looking up and hope you talk to your Mom today. I get nervous too when I can’t get a hold of my mom for very long. She’s usually very good about calling me back as soon as she gets home, but there have been a couple times when it took longer than I’d like. Generally, she was out partying. Sedately, but partying nonetheless. Cheer up! (That’s an order!)

I see swampy has already addressed the issue of the world picking on BooFae, so that should clear up shortly.

Allergic to chocolate!!! :eek: It can’t be true. (OK, it can…)

QD, I’m quite confident that faithful MMP readers know who DH is. So tell us about him already! (And welcome back! I was afraid we’d scared you off.)

I don’t feel like going to work today. And yet…off I go! Happy Tuesday!

GT

Today is cleaning day. Carpets are being shampooed. Stuff is bein’ inventoried. Stuff will either be claimed or trashed. Da bear is tired of the junk, thus he has spoken. :smiley:

Learning from us? What on earth could you possibly be learning?

QD, if I’m behind on gossip, I’m going to be miffed. You are coming home this weekend, aren’t you?

Welcome to the new people and to the returning [DEL]slackers[/DEL] long lost friends ! :smiley:

I had to work early yesterday, and then met Mr. Lissar at the dojo and went out for drinks with one of his friends. I missed two whole pages of MMP!
At four fifty-eight precisely I woke up from a totally post-apocalytic Children of Men type dream where I had to break someone’s fingers and help heave them over the side of a sort of train. Plus there was someone with three eyes and we were being tracked by a whole lot of goons. I’m almost never violent in dreams. It was really disturbing.

Today I’m doing a bunch of cooking. I’ve promised cinnamon buns for Inventory day (oh, the joy of counting things), and then I have dance class today and tomorrow night, so I’ll have updates.

Called Mom right after lunch. Her cell is still disconnected. Called her at the Bro’s, where she can most easily be found these days; she was there and I asked if it would be OK to call her tonight. She said sure, oh yesterday she just had a neighbors’ meeting :smack: haha, she should send me a copy of her appointment book, heehee, oh and wait until you hear what Mrs Fernández down at 8th floor said… MomMomMomMomMOMMOMMOMMOM! Oh, oh, oh sorry, yes you’re at work, tonight is fine, sorrry sweetheart bye.

There were only three other people in the office but I believe that someone saying “mamá… mamáa… ¡mamá! mamámamámamámamá…” is quite universal. They’d probably understand it in China :stuck_out_tongue: Don’t people look funny when they’re trying real hard not to laugh?

Um…Nava, darling–you might want to get that seeing in 2-D thing and funny tastes thingy checked out by a doc.
Hello all newbies–there are so many, I can’t possibly remember your names. We are all about TMI or not-it’s the MMP. Let the Spirit[sup]TM[/sup] move you.*

I am off to be a library slave, I mean page today. Classes were long, but good.

My one prof has this honey of a voice (remember, I’ve never seen her-only I have to go by is her voice); she could make a kiling in advertising or radio. Smooth and warm, but incisive, well modulated etc.

She’s going along, always staying on topic and very intelligent etc, but every now and again she would jar me with something like this: “I see someone has posted asking about breaks. I DON’T DO BREAKS; WE ONLY HAVE TWO HOURS.”

And then she would go back to the radio voice. She’d be good at Gitmo–it was like Good Cop vs Bad Cop… :eek:

Kept me awake, anyway.

*spirit is usually either a fairy or sprite or gnome or evil swamp creature or industrial revolution machine–anything and everything.

Morning, all. Why did I have to get up? The bed was warm, the cat was purring in my ear, and all was right with the world. Why oh why do I let my sense of Duty impel me onward into the cruel, cruel world?

I wasn’t impugning your virtue, Swampy dear, because I know you got none. :smiley: I am glad to hear of your history of smartassery, however. Not that it’s exactly a big surprise.

Nava, I second the vote to get that drugs-without-drugs thingy checked out. Cause that’s just kinda weird, you know? (Of course, that does explain why you fit so well in this bunch.)

The dogs are busy wrestling behind me. They’ve started doing this every morning now that it’s cold, and I hope they continue, since they wear each other out. The only problem, of course, is that they insist on doing it in my office even though there’s a whole house to wresle in, and they make so much noise that I can’t hear myself think, and palebunny and I have to shout at each other over the noise even though we’re only about 10 feet apart in neighboring rooms. Idiot dogs.

Is it naptime yet?

Morning!

I’m having what may well be the best dang danish I’ve had in … well, possibly ever. I know I shouldn’t be eating danishes, but it was sitting there all freshly baked on a rack at the supermarket this morning, surrounded by its buddies, calling out. “Am I beautiful?” it whispered. “Don’t I interest you?” Yes. Yes, it did.

It’s a square danish, you see, all puffed up at the corners, covered with confectioner’s glaze, a puddle of sweet cherry pie filling in the middle and a dusting of finely shredded coconut around the sides. It’s incredibly light and puffy and the pastry is crisp and flaky on the outside. It was so worth slipping off my diet for.

Only now I have to be extra careful not to do it again. Well, maybe one more. At some point. Tomorrow perhaps. But that’s it!

Until next time. Mmmmmm…

Nava - Isn’t family great? I actually think that being an adult and dealing with them in their advancing age must be a little bit like what they must have felt like when dealing with us in our youth.

Heff - We’re good with the listening and the stuff like that there. It’s what separates us from the wild animals and politicians. I’m certain that whatever it is you’re learning however isn’t coming from me. If I give lessons, they usually involve me saying, “See that stupid thing I did just there? Don’t do that.”

BooFae - You need coffee. Or tea, whichever is your steamy beverage of choice. When things are barreling down the bog at an alarming rate, sometimes a nice cuppa will at least make the ride a little less bumpy. :slight_smile:

rigs et al: I’m actually trying!

I went to see my GP in Spain in September and told him “know these problems I’ve been having since I was 15? I’m thinking it may be MS. I found a list of symptoms that was pretty scary and, you know, a neurologist is about the only specialist that’s never seen me.” Since that GP knows I’ve been able to diagnose correctly things that had escaped him (I’m an engineer!), he looked at the medical history, harrumped and set me up for a neurologist.

The neurologist thinks I’m smoking something funny, but she agreed to send me for a CAT. She also ordered a blood and urine work that can be best summed up as “everything except separating the two kinds of cholesterol”. But, because I don’t seem to be dying, I went to the back of the waiting list.

I’m supposed to get called for the CAT around May/June, go for the other analysis as soon as I get the letter with the actual date and call to get an appointment with the neurologist.

BUT.

I’m in Switzerland.

With a job that was supposed to be until April, but apparently it’s not.

I’ve been asking about how to get medical insurance (it’s compulsory once you’ve been here 3 months, but I can’t find out which insurers are acceptable for Basel), but neither my agents nor the company I’m working with are responding. I don’t think they realize that if I can’t get “medically set up”, I’m freaking going Back Home at the end of April as originally intended and they can stick their job where the sun don’t ever shine.

I have the advantage of having some highly unusual job skills, got three calls from headhunters just last week.

Mindy - you’re right, a cup of tea will make things seem a lot better. I just had one of those emergencies that you don’t want in the middle of the afternoon. I’m in charge of doing special sealed University documents which confirm medicine, dentistry and law students as having received their appropriate qualifications and being eligible to work in their chosen profession. So we got notified of a student getting a degree via a progress board which means documents have to be produced immediately if not sooner, and then I have to chase around finding someone In Authority as well as a member of the Uni Council who can sign and seal the letter.

Arrrgghhhh!

Yay!!! No snow signs still working and we did NOT get a freeze. Cold durn enuff anyway!

I’ve read everything but I am just doing a drive-by so appropriate comments to all.

Carry on.

Tupug

My feet hurt. I felt like crap this morning so I left home without taking my meds. I got up the willpower to take them at about noon so I ran all the way home to get them and then back again in my lunch break, in big clumpy DM boots. Only to find that my afternoon class was cancelled. Poo. I think I will keep a stash in my locker from now on.

BooFae the heck with a cuppa. You need nerve tonic. NOW!

Nava the Headhunters have been calling you? That’s just so jake! I love their music.

No nerve tonic for me, swampus, I’m studying tonight! Got to do that with a clear head otherwise I’ll write something else that upsets my tutor. He’s a daft bugger, I read the feedback form he sent with the paper I sent in a few days ago and he’s completely off his trolley.

Have a cuppa tea, darling. offers steaming mug Tea works wonders.

Last night my friend and I baked chocolate gingerbread, watched Rome, and thought up several fun things I could do when I run into Mr. I’m-going-to-pretend-it-never-happened, which is bound to happen either today or tomorrow. I could wear a lace apron and present him with a basket of gingerbread with a Stepford wife smile on my face, saying in a gentle voice, “In my country, when two people sleep together, that means they’re married.”

Ho-hum. I’m still having moments where I want to crawl into a hole, but thankfully I have too much to do to waste much time moping around.

Have a lovely day, everyone.

Good morning all. Hugs and smooches to all that need them.

Nava, do you also have problems with your inner ear or sense of balance? This was one of the first things that my SIL experienced. She was shortly thereafter diagnosed with MS. Really, I hope you get to the medical type folk sooner rather than later.

BooFoo, I hope your day becomes (or became as the case may be) better.

Heff, as many have already mentioned, feel free to share as little or as much as you’d like. We’re all a nice bunch of folks.

QD, it is against the non-rules to leave us hanging. Get back in here young lady, and spill!

Dangit, I need to get at my ever growing pile of work. I’ll try to pop in later.

Whew! Everyone’s going fast here. I’m just about keeping up with what’s going on.

Hugs to everyone who needs them. And a cuppa for anyone whose day would go better with one. I had tea on my way in to work and I know that made me feel good in the below 0 (Amurrikan degrees) wind chill. Adagio.com has this amazing chestnut flavored black tea. It’s out of this world. If you like tea, check out Adagio. I LOOOOOOVE them.

The moon was so beautiful on the way to the gym this morning. Just about to set, on the horizon, big and yellow and almost full. Really nice. That helped with getting up and out in the cold weather.

Speaking of cold, where’s **kai ** this week?

Taters, yes, it was one of my first symptoms. I used to hate Phys Ed because I had perfect elasticity but no sense of equilibrium. I also have tremors in the extremities (most notoriously the left thigh) and other funny things. It’s definitely stress-related and more likely to happen when it’s too hot (specially the tremors). But like I said, it’s been going on since I was about 15…