I got some mundane and pointless right here

I’m a huge fan of baseball, but I swear I didn’t mean to give my child the initials MLB. It just happened that way. If it was intentional I would have tried for something a little cooler than “Major League Baseball”.

My sister’s initials were BAG. Needless to say, she hated being a bag. She couldn’t wait to get married and change that last initial.

Unfortunately, when the time came, she became a BAT.

My RL initials are in alphabetical order. Right Next to each other alphabetical order.

I get nothing in an anagram generator.

When we married, my wife dropped her original first name, and since then, her initials are the same as they were, just in a different order.

My mom was all about our initials when she named us kids. DAP, LAP, ALP, and **SAP ** - my brothers always teased me and said I’d marry someone with an “O” last name so my initials would be ALPO. Thank goodness they were wrong.

My name anagrams to:

“Adonis at helm” or “Shame ain’t old”

Heh.

My first, last, and middle name all end in the same letter but don’t even come close to rhyming.

I hadn’t looked it up before, but my 4 names (First, 2 middle and last) come from four different language origins. German, French, Greek and Scottish. Kinda cool.

My frist and last names anagram to:
NINJA MA HERD

Mine are Welsh, Greek, French and German.

And the first three mix up to spell

GENTEEL DEED HONORS WHO TRY

and then again

GENTEEL DEED WORST HORNY HO

My last name is an alcoholic beverage popular in olden times.

My first and last names anagram to: YARN DAME

my real first name is Dustin… I once had a GF whose last name was Debrie … I wanted to marry her and hyphenate our names so I could be Dustin Debrie…

Things didn’t work out, and as I matured (slightly) I realised that forming a pun name wasn’t a great reason to marry…
Regards
FML