bounce,bounce,bounce,bounce,bounce…
That’s what a friend of mine says in chat when she’s excited. Well, I’m excited. I got Festivus Maximus fever, baby!
Tomorrow, the hapless Denver Broncos come into town to meet their fate at the hands of the mighty Baltimore Ravens! It has been far, far too long. I remember sitting in the stands at Memorial stadium, Christmas Eve, 1977, and watching the Oakland Raiders beat the beloved Baltimore Colts in double overtime. I was in fifth grade at the time. 23 years is a long time to wait, especially considering we had no team for 14 of them. In 1977, Elvis died, “Rocky” won the Oscar for best picture, and we were all subjected to the torture called " You light up my life". Tell me THAT dosen’t seem like a lifetime ago! It is so much fun to see purple and black fever grip this town again.
There are some drawbacks, tho. It didn’t snow last night, so we will have nothing to throw at that cocksucking bastard Elway should he show up.( Fuck you John, I have not forgotten your comments, neither have most Baltimorons. I hope you suffer a debilitating anurism. I would love to see you drooling in your soup. Greatest QB? Hell, you’re not worthy to hold Johnny U’s jock.) There are also a few posters here who like the Broncos for some weird reason. PLG is wonderful, Techie is a friend of mine, and MrC. is fun. Sorry to piss on your parade folks, but cheer up! Maybe next year will be better for y’all.
Broncos fans have been pointing at their passing game all week, like we’ve never see that before. Jacksonville has a better set of wide outs, and we beat them TWICE. Anderson is a great young RB, but he’s not gonna do anything against our defense. Griese will be counting stars and mumbling to himself from the beanch by the 2nd quarter. Ferotte? Hell, all we have to do there is let him brain himself against the stadium! Who is your 3rd string QB anyway?
Woodie Paige, hack for the Denver Post, called Baltimore a “hole” and bemoaned spending his New Years Eve here. What has this guy been smoking? I think he was confused by the “hole” he has his head in daily, namely his asshole. Woody, look me up when you get here, I’d love to show you the wonders of our town, especially thr Inner Harbor. From underwater. How long can you hold your breath? In Baltimore we harvest the bounty of the sea, and enjoy such dishes as crabs and succulent oysters. In Denver they cut the balls off a bull and pretend that’s a good meal. :rolleyes: More proof that thin air is not good for the brain.
Anyway, I’ll be sitting in section 513 with one of my best friends tomorrow, enjoying the day and wathcing the Ravens walk all over Denver with golf shoes. Look for me on TV.
go ravens
Go Ravens
GO RAVENS!
GO RAVENS!!!