Do you get the better 5G signal with sputnik, like with the American vaccines?
This is the first time that a Covid related thread made me laugh.
Спасибо!
Update:
Yesterday I finally got the second dose (Argentina priorized applying the first dose to most of the population before applying the first, to some extent it seems to have worked) had a bit of fever today but nothing mayor.
This dose was manufactured here instead of in Russia so I hope they added spanish menu options to my wifi 
Don’t get your hopes up, it doesn’t work. I’m fully vaccinated (Moderna) and my cell service still sucks.
I’m also not magnetic which is really pissing me off. I’ve lost almost a complete package of needles because I keep dropping them. This wouldn’t be happening if my shots worked as advertised!
BTW, congrats on getting both jabs and I’m glad you aren’t feeling bad aftereffects. Let me know if you stop dropping spoons, though.
My buddy in Thailand got one of the Chinese vaccines. An hour later, he wanted another one.
Funny!!
So how many Adidas tracksuits do you own now?
Update:
Got boosted but with Pfizer this time, there’s currently a cold war going in my inmune system I guess.
I heard it was mostly Vodka.
Get the Sputnik I vax. You end up in orbit and go beep… beep… beep…
Doing duolingo Russian and I could read this. Yay me.
I’m not Putin that in my body!
I really misread “seize” as “sneeze.” I give up.
My handwriting is terrible but this is the first time it affects my typing!.