Cuz they’re sure as hell are not in NYC!
Today I found myself running errands all over Manhattan…eastside, westside…uptown, down… And nary an obese American in sight!
What a gawjuss spring day here, and Goddamn! what a good looking and fit (no, the two are not mutually exclusive) bunch o’ people I saw!
Manhattan has about 8 million people, I think…I must’ve walked by at least a few thousand…
friedo
May 20, 2003, 11:59pm
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All the fat people live in Queens.
Ahhhh, Queens…the “Fat Colony.”
I am a foolish, woman.
Hey, it’s spring. Back when I was in VT I used to wonder where all these attractive people were hiding during the winter. As it turned out, they were all hiding under 3 sweaters and a parka.
*Originally posted by lightingtool *
But they rode into town on moose, didn’t that make them look thin in comparision
