I guess God hates country music...

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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If hurricanes are visited upon Florida because Disney sponsors Gay Days, if Katrina was retribution for the rampant evil in New Orleans, if earthquakes are punishment for immodest women, doesn’t it follow that the flooding in Nashville is God’s way of telling us to forsake our Conway Twitty albums?

Surely, nothing in life is merely unfortunate - everything is a message from God that he is displeased, right? I’m not sure what my poison ivy is punishment for, but I musta done something pretty bad, to judge by the itch.

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God hates Countrypolitan music.

Understandably.

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Johnny Cash has been in God’s ear, telling him to give Nashville the finger, and finally convinced him.

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Until we get our hands on His Ipod, we may never truly know.

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Yanno, Cleveland seems to be intact - which extrapolates to God being a fan of Rock and Roll.

Right?

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It could be coincidence, but this happened about the same tome that Chely Wright made news for being an openly gay Country singer. Maybe it was God’s signal to the others that they’d best keep their personal lives private.

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I’m liking this God. :slight_smile:

And, openly gay country singer?!? :eek:

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So when is God ever pleased? At reruns of The Sound of Music?

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Nashville is also the headquarters of the Southern Baptist Convention. Just sayin’.

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This thread made me wonder what prominent companies are headquartered in Middle Tennessee, to try to figure out who God might be mad at. Looks like:

  • Backyard Burgers
  • Baldwin Piano
  • Captain D’s
  • CMT Network
  • Gibson Guitars
  • HCA (hospitals)
  • Southern Baptist Convention / LifeWay
  • Shoney’s
  • Big Idea Productions (VeggieTales)
  • Cracker Barrell
  • Dollar General

I’m thinking God hates country music, Christians, and bad food.

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No, No No! You guys are getting it all wrong.

God doesn’t hate country music. He’s just trying to get rid of Dollywood and has basically selected the wrong natural disaster.

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And the wrong part of Tennessee.