Chief, my dear. That was a dance of curious anticipation, NOT the PeePee Dance!!
I am just fine, thank you. I went already. Several times today, in fact. Thanks for worrying about me.
<walking up to the Chief, she grabs him, and pulls him down for a kiss he won’t soon forget>
There! Now I feel better. How about you Chief?
LOL!! VB. I love it! I was thinking it, but you already said it, so I won’t.
And, no, Chief’s not the one. Well, not the only one. Well…back to Athena. Are you going to tell us? PLEASE???
Nobody thinks of me until after they see the photos, and then, only momentarily, there is a smattering of oooohs and aaaahs and then … pfft! – nothing. I just want to be respected for my mind!
It’s like I’m standing up against the wall in a dimly lit room that just happens to have a ReservoirDog sized and shaped pattern on the wallpaper, and people stick their heads in and look around for a second and then close the door, thinking nobody is in there, and then I just stand there and wonder what the hell am I talking about?
Well, I might as well throw something into this thread and reinforce the truth of the hint that Athena’s Mystery Date hasn’t shown up in this thread yet.
I notice this thing has a 10:1 view/post ratio, too. Hardly surprising! laughs
So, Athena, you gonna spill it or what?
Oooh, here’s a question. Has this person ever shown up at a Doperfest?
OK, I’ll throw you guys a couple more hints. I haven’t heard any guesses yet. Not much for me to say “yea” or “nay” to, is there? You all getting shy?
Yes, I think he’s showed up at Dopefests. At least, I have some memory of people posting about it. I haven’t ever met him in person, but then again, whenever there’s a Denver Dopefest you all hide from me.
And nope, he hasn’t shown up on this thread yet. Neither has his babe.
And Cheffy, if you can make me fried oysters like I had a few weeks ago at the local fishhouse, I just may leave ol’ Mars for ya…
Ayesha love, leaving your SO for someone who’s MARRIED is a bit short-sighted, no matter how well they cook. But we can always have a fling, and Mars can even join us…saucy wink
And yes, I have a delicate touch with fried oysters, which I primarily make when I have a yen for a po-boy… here’s the secret: roll them in flour, then egg wash, then (shhhh) crushed Original Potato Air Crisps. Fry in oil at 325 degrees until golden brown and drain on paper towels before stuffing into a French loaf with shredded lettuce and remoulade sauce. Mmmmmmmmmmm…
Now I’ve got the Church Lady going through my head: "Is it - could it be - Sataaaaannn???
I bet not. Athena wouldn’t have to guess if Satan’s been to Dopefests. He may not be quite the Dopefest ‘ho that, say, Falcon is, but he’s workin’ on it.
Mmmmmm…
Athena.
Soooooo nice.
Too bad I don’t have >2000 posts.
As for me, I’ve had several naughty dreams about several different posters on several occasions…
techchick (lil chics kick ass)
SwimmingRiddles (smart chicks kick ass)
Chrome Toaster (cool username)
Athena (goddess factor)
Ruffian (have you seen her? /s wolfwhistle)
Byzantine (NORDIC WAR MAIDEN!!!)
Neuro-Trash Grrl (I don’t know, forbidden fruit or something)
and last but certainly not least
Kyla (IMHO, hottest hottie on the Dope. That is, if one can compare one sunrise to another)
I won’t get into detail, unless implored by my dopers to weave tales of passion and forbidden lust to describe the sordid childer of my imagination.
Alack, alay, alas, (and so on) I have only a meager gift for wordsmithing.
