Well, that takes it down to three!
Satan
Coldfire
Democritus
If we consider that Drain Bead posted that she HOPED it was Satan, that should eliminate him on the “He obviously remembers the dream and doesn’t want his girlfriend/wife/name-the-relation to find out.” argument.
Which leaves us with
Democritus
Coldfire
Since Coldfire looks too much like me for it to be possible, I rule that DEMOCRITUS is Athena’s Dream Luvah.
It’s either Satan or Demo.
Hmmmmmmmm.
Both have dark hair, both have girlfriends and both are dream worthy men.
I’m listening hard, but still haven’t heard any sucking up. And boy, from you two (techy & Mr. Cynical) it’s gonna have to be GOOD to make up for hiding from me at the Denver Dopefest.
And Athena has been around long enough to have seen the infamouse picture of Satan the first time it was posted.
I’m voting Demo
Hrm…she mentioned at one point that she hasn’t seen the guy OR his SO posting here, which means both of them are members…
I say Demo.
“at one point” is the important phrase here.
Athena,
You are a beautiful babe and my intelligence pales in comparison to yours.
You radiate confidence and your smile lights up a room.
If I were I guy I would sweep you off your feet and take you to the Bahamas for a week filled with fun in the sun.
< is that enough sucking up? I have more if needed. >
It’s Demo!
Well, if that was the important point…I say it’s Satan. Am I right, Athena??? 
I have absolutely nothing to say on the subject…
Oh wait - Thanks techie! 
Yer pal,
Satan
[sub]I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
Four months, 15 hours, 7 minutes and 26 seconds.
4905 cigarettes not smoked, saving $613.15.
Life saved: 2 weeks, 3 days, 45 minutes.[/sub]
"Satan is not an unattractive person."-Drain Bead
[sub]Thanks for the ringing endorsement, honey!*[/sub]
Hiding? Hiding? Could we have BEEN any more out in the open? I even posted a link to a cpiture of myself, so I would be more easily found!
Perhaps the pitcher of beer perpetually in front of my face was the culprit.
MrC – I believe that when Athena said that “he obviously remembers the dream and doesn’t want his SO to find out,” she was being facetious. How can some Doper remember Athena’s dream?
I don’t think it’s Satan, given that damn near everyone who has been here since last May has probably seen his picture, but that would still be funny as hell.
I regretfully vote for Demo.
Okay, okay, I’ll 'fess up, but only because techy was so nice in her last post to me. It was…
(drumroll)
Satan!
(Sorry, drain bead… he didn’t actually cheat in the dream, if you recall the OP. Once I said “ohmygod, I can’t do this, I couldn’t cheat on my lovely boyfriend!” he said the same thing, and professed his undying love for you…)
Okay…
So not only can he not cheat in his sex dreams, now he can’t cheat in yours?
The poor guy. This pity is not in any way diminished by the fact that I’m laughing my ass off right now, of course. 
And I can’t even say that I hope he’s half as good in dreams as he is in real life, because you didn’t have sex with him!
So, out of sheer curiosity, what did he look like in the dream?
Drain, all I remember is a rock-hard body (like a 22 year old!) and long hair. I must have seen a pic of him I don’t remember, since the hair was definitely there.
We’re both weenies, unable to cheat in our dreams.
Thanks for lending him to me, though!
Drainy,
I would be more than happy to cheat with him in my dreams. Only with your blessing of course.
Now that I think about it, I will just have to have a Roman Orgy dream that includes all the men of the Straight Dope.
< should be an interesting night for me! hehe >
Thank you for clearing [sub]Trion[/sub] that up for us Athena.
And I suggest [sub]Trion[/sub] that all the ladies read [sub]Trion[/sub] this post before [sub]Trion[/sub] going to bed tonight.
Pleasant dreams.
Um… Please, no more talk of rock hard bodies and being 22… You’re liable to get Drain Bead dreaming of someone quite unlike this kinda soft 31 year old…
And I don’t know if she’d stop in her dreams like I do!
I am totally flattered.
If anyone else has erotic dreams about me, please do try and finish the act and tell me how I am…
Yer pal,
Satan
[sub]I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
Four months, 16 hours, 59 minutes and 36 seconds.
4908 cigarettes not smoked, saving $613.54.
Life saved: 2 weeks, 3 days, 1 hour, 0 minutes.[/sub]
"Satan is not an unattractive person."-Drain Bead
[sub]Thanks for the ringing endorsement, honey!*[/sub]
I just knew I should’ve followed this thread dammit! I mean, I’m crushed and all at not being the “Dream Lover”, but I think this is the most times I’ve ever seen my name posted in a thread and I didn’t make any crush lists, so…you take whatcha can get right?
:: Sigh ::
Oh well, thanks for all the votes of confidence.
And thanks for reffering me to my near-win MrC.
Actually, Democritus, according to your pic you look a lot like my significant other, so if it’s any consolation you’re right up there on my hunk list.
If only I could dream of all you SD hunks… I’m gonna set my subconscious on it tonight, never fear! I’ll get through all of you eventually, and you have techchick’s dreams to look forward to as well!
TechChick,
You’re planning a Roman Orgy with the men of the Straight Dope and are only expecting one interesting night?
Pretty low expectations!