I Hate Celery

[snfaulkner]

@enipla

I can understand the OP, though I like celery. I have a very similar aversion to mushrooms.

Once after Thanksgiving I was making turkey soup. I had no celery and the grocery store was out of it.

I went to a few bars knowing that they served Bloody Marys (with celery in them) and begged for them to just sell me some celery. Can’t have turkey noodle soup with out celery.

Mushrooms are slightly better in that I hate them enough to pick out, so i never have to taste them. Unless they are the hallucinating kind, then I actually like the taste of them on their own.