I hate Dentists.

I had two fillings done last night. It took 6 shots of novicane total to numb me enough so I wouldn’t feel the searing pain of the drill. But not before I literally jumped out of the chair with an exclaimation that approximated “mwaahaAAAHWWAAAahaa.”

The left side of my face, recipiant of 4 shots of novicane, feels as though I was punched. It is swollen, and I can’t open my jaw more than an inch without an extreme amount of pain. And I have a sneaking suspicion that the denist filled one of my wisdom teeth that is due to come out in little over a month, anyway.

I’d just like some props for restraining my whining until 12:12 EST. Stupid work. Gets in the way of a good ole’ fashioned whine. Feh.

Who wants to make me liquid food and fetch me advil?

How about I sit by your side and read you stories?

Anyone can get you liquid food and advil, it takes a special kinda guy to read stories.

Here, I have this new book! Letters To Penthouse VIII.

I do. I am in the middle of a full maleofacial resconstruction. Which basically means I am getting my whole mouth replaced.

Hang in there. At least it was only shots and fillings. Take some Advil and lay down for a while. Your mouth will be much less sensitive in a day or so.

Things could have been worse. You don’t even want to know what a an endontist or a periodontist can do to you.

Just keep in mind I can’t open my mouth, Cyn. :wink:

yeeps, aenea. Tell ya what, next procedure you have, I’ll make you a nice smoothie. Sure, by the time it gets to you, it’ll be a runny mess, but…I feel for ya, kid. It’s strange, I had braces for four years, which involved pulling about 6 baby teeth out, and painfully moving my teeth around in my jaw, but I don’t ever recall needing FOUR shots of novicaine in one nerve before. I think the dentist kept missing. I have suspicions about him and the laughing gas, but I digress.

Alright, it’s almost time to go home and imagine what feast I would prepare for myself if I could eat it. Feh.

Swimmingriddles sez:

Damnit, you done stole my heart with that one :slight_smile: You’re offically on the Laminated List now.

Yeah, don’t let anyone tell Swimming that they have dentists these days that use lasers & no novacain is necessary…ah, feels so nice.

I don’t know WHY I am reading this because I have a dentist appointment on Friday… this is about 18 months late…ugh.

Take heart, kiffa, I had a dental appointment last year that was 18 YEARS overdue. You read that right. I finally got my mouth stabilized and now I no longer live in dental shame. You know it’s bad when the guy takes a break during the exam to run and place a call to his yacht salesman.

I would rather go to the dentist, any day, than to the gynecologist. OB/GYNs don’t dope me up.