It’s been going on for too long, and I can’t take it anymore.
-First off there’s that stupid song that you can never get out of your head.
-The way they make the lips move doesn’t even look real. It looks more like he’s about to sneeze.
-The lips don’t even move in sync, so the whole thing looks like a goddamn Godzilla movie.
-“Wiiilllllbuuuurrrr!” doesn’t sound like a neigh.
-If Ed’s so smart why does he hang around with that loser Wilbur anyway.
I’m glad I got that off my chest.
HA HA HA HA HA! Nice one, Scylla. Glad to see some have kept their sanity.
Someone accussed Scylla of sanity?
This is gonna be good.
::sitting back and waiting for the inevitable howls of protest from Scylla::
Hell, I hate ED, too. I’m just glad they make Viagra for it now.
{Sigh} Didn’t we go through this once already with Melin?
Oh yeah, here it is: Melin: The real truth.
It wasn’t that funny then, either.
ohhhh scylla youuuuu I was sucked right into that thread. WTG 
Hi, aha, how the hell are ya? Glad to have you here. -Ed Zotti
Wally said:
“::sitting back and waiting for the inevitable howls of protest from Scylla::”
Hey!!! I don’t do that Dammit!
And as for Sanity… Well I don’t do that either! What the hell are you implying!
Nurlman:
So I’m not original? Maybe I just really hate Mr.Ed. Perhaps any resemblance to other threads is coincidence!
I’m sick of you anyway. Meet me behind the server after class today, if you’re not chicken.
Hey Wally. Can you help me with my Sig please. Mine kinda sucks
Who am I? He who dares drink, who knows that to drink is to die, yet dares drink on am I!
I hate Ed, too. He betrayed the trust of the American people. We MUST hold these people to higher standards, or what will become of us?
It was bad enough, taking bribes in exchange for defense contracts, but I personally gave up on him when I found out he’d been filing false income tax returns, too. It just seemed so tacky, so–common. We give him all this authority, all this trust, and how does he repay us? By behaving exactly like my wife’s cousin, the one with the asphalt paving business. Tacky, tacky, tacky.
Well, at least he had the decency to quit before he was fired. I was surprised, though, to find him running an Internet bulletin board. I suppose it’s a front for some right-wing white supremacist organization.
I don’t think it’s fair to blame it all on President Reagan. How was he supposed to know? When he nominated Ed for Attorney General, you’d think somebody would have done a background check. Obviously the estimable Mr. Meece was expert at pulling the wool over people’s eyes.
Good riddance, say I.
“Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast!” - the White Queen
And what’s his problem with David Lee Roth anyway?
They invite the poor guy bac into the band just to kick him out a week later. Ed should know that Van Halen hasn’t had a good album since.
Goddamn it Ed!
Um…
Ed Burns can’t really act all that well… but I don’t really hate him. Brothers McMullen was a good first film.
Lessee…
Ed McMahon seemed to be a talentless sack of crap, but too bland to hate.
Or there’s Ed Sullivan, but I’m really to young to have a firm impression of him.
I happen to think that Ed Norton is a pretty good actor and seems to be a decent fellow.
There was that little Eddie Munster, but I try not to hate fictional characters, except in the general way in which you are supposed to hate the bad guys.
I have an Uncle Ed, but he never did anything terrible, as far as I know.
Eddie Murphy used to really crack me up, back in the Delirious days. Don’t hate him.
Eddie Fisher… don’t even know who that is really.
There was that Ed Rooney guy in Ferris Bueller, but again, fictional.
There were a couple of King Edwards as I recall, but I don’t know anything about them. I’m sure they did a few evil things, as kings are wont to do, but I really have nothing specific to go on.
Eddie Murray played for the Orioles for a while. While I’ve never really liked the Orioles, I can’t say that I hate them, or any particular player in their organization. In fact, I admire Cal Ripken, Jr.
Ed… Ed… Ed…
Dammit! I cannot think of a single Ed that I hate. Never mind.
Shouldn’t be too long now until someone pops in to tell Scylla he’s a troll. Just sit tight, the Humor Legislators will be along shortly to belittle you and completely misunderstand your point, Scylla.
Well, I for one miss Alpha.
“What do you look for in a woman you date?”
“Well, I know everyone always says sense of humor,
but I’d really have to go with breast size.”
Scylla - You asshole. 
Not only did you sucker me in, you also put that song into my head.
Nurl - Unclench yer bum cheeks.
Pardon me while I burst into flames.
Don’t forget Ed Bagley jr. and the worst movie ever made Eddie and the Cruisers (another song I can’t get out of my head)
Finally:
WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING IN MY BATHTUB MAKING MY ASS COLD EVERY TIME I SHIFT!!!???
No, he really is correct. Click on his link, and you’ll see.
P.S. Whoooosh!!!
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Yes.
How dare I poke fun at such a deep and serious issue?
The difference is that the Melin situation was sad and unfortunate all around.
The current debacle is just stupid.
What’s next?
I hate Wally… and the Beav?
I hate Cecil… Rhodes?
I hate bjorn… free?
Damnation. I had misread the topic as: “I ate Ed.”
sigh Another great thread missed…
E.
“Black holes were created when God divided by 0” ~Wally
I hereby sentence all of you to repeated viewings of “Edd, Edd and Eddy” until you achieve true enlightenment.
St. Eutychus, H.M.S.H.
“It’s an Ed Thing!”
I brilliantly posted:
“WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING IN MY BATHTUB MAKING MY ASS COLD EVERY TIME I SHIFT!!!???”
That would be eddies in my bathtub.
You move in the bathtub and it causes cold water eddies.
Heh.
Heh. heh.
Get it?
I’ll be quiet now.
Scylla, I was wondering what the hell you were talking about.