Excalibre, I take it you haven’t heard of Erek the Vekeng.
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Actually, I think this is quite obvious. I suspect the sorts of schools that generally admit people such as yourselves don’t permit enough freedom to access the internet on weekends. Hopefully, eventually, you’ll find the treatment you need, or at the very least develop a more entertaining schtick.
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You might be surprised to know there’s only one of me.
I hope you don’t mind that I took the liberty of spelling your name correctly when quoting you. I figured a scholar such as yourself would appreciate the gesture.
Look, I’m not gonna try and defend this thread. I was half asleep when I wrote it in response to some person’s annoying comment in another thread. However, I feel like I did you all a public service, I gave you yet another opportunity to be righteously indignant in public. You should thank me really.
Erek
Dear mswas,
Erek, you’ll notice eventually that some monikers on the SDMB contain jokes or puns. Excalibre contains at least two. With the mythic spelling, Excalibur, it’s not funny at all. It might be that mswas is also a joke, but I haven’t figured it out yet.
I suppose I missed something, but I haven’t yet figured out why these folks find you so annoying. I don’t really care, and if you are truly annoying, I’ll get it before long.
I don’t think you have to swear and breathe fire to start a Pit thread, or to post in one. I believe if you can’t make your fucking point without cussing, you need to polish your vocabulary.
Yes, you did miss the point. He told me my name “Erek” was spelled incorrectly, so I made a joke about his name being spelled incorrectly. Jokes require context, the context was provided by his post.
I reread my original post:
Number of times I used the word:
Fuck: 0
Shit: 0
Ass: 0
Cunt: 0
Bitch: 0
Dick: 0
Prick: 0
Damn: 0
:smack:
So do you assholes have a fucking point about the goddamn obscenities?
Erek
Whooooooooooooooooooosh!
I take back the part where I said I don’t understand why they find you annoying.
At least he didn’t correct the spelling of your name.
Who were you in your first incarnation, mswas?
Still mswas, apparently, though according to the search enging we got a break for about a year from any new threads, until last month some time.
But he was showing as a guest, if I remember right. I assumed he was under a different name before, and the admins blended him in. No reason I can’t be wrong though.
Mispellings of names are reserved for people who make dumb jokes about the spelling of my first name, that I haven’t heard since like 2nd grade. Everyone else gets a pass. He is correct though Luchalibur is at least two jokes.
As far as my first incarnation. Prior to my manifestation upon this plane I was MsWas, as I still am on other planes. However, before October 2000 I wasn’t anyone on this plane, I was nothing incarnate.
The joke behind mswas is obscure to anyone who is not Erek spelled the correct way. I’ll explain it though. I was reading a biography of William S. Burroughs. It had a sentence. “The ms. was none other than an early copy of the Naked Lunch.”, so being that I liked the way it sounded together with the fact that it was William Burroughs, I decided to take it out of context and use it as one of my internet Nicks. It stuck. Later on I invented a character around MsWas that was this sort of strange technocratic demigod with a stick up her ass that went around in a power suit with a clip board making sure that the flow of time was working properly, and no one was fucking with it. That character never really went anywhere, but the name remained.
So now I have incarnated in this plane. I have trouble with it’s strict adherence to pseudo-intellectual thought, and am unable to compete with the superior High School debate and unsolicited dopefest titty grabbing skills. However, I like this board, I learn a lot from about 20% of the populace, and have many friends who post here, and it helps improve my writing skills, so I stick around much to the chagrine of many an Anal Cunt.
Love,
Schnoogy
Correct, due to the overly serious nature of the pecking order on the straight dope, a few disappointing dopefests, and the sudden pay nature of the boards, I decided to take a break.
Erek
Thank you for the ?info? Let me put my question more plainly. What was your original user name on the SDMB before you recently returned? I think I may be the only person who does not believe it was mswas. Am I wrong? I’m not trying to jump you (for this, anyway, as obviously the mods are cool with with it, and I am too), I’m just curious.
It is, and has always been mswas, as you can see by the “Member since October 2000”. I have no reason to change my name. No mod has ever called me on my behavior that I can recall. I’ve been to several dopefests, so people here know me, and know who I am.
I honestly left because I didn’t like the brand of elitism on this board. I think it’s gotten better since I’ve been gone, or at least I like it better now, than I did when I left. That’s the reason I left, if you’re implying that I was incognito or something. I don’t hide my actions, I have no problem making an ass of myself in public, and then regretting it later.
So if my assumptions about your implication are incorrect, please set me straight, but otherwise, I have always and forever been mswas for purposes of this board.
Erek
OK, thanks for straightening out my confusion.
I thought it was Joe SixTooth.
Joe Average is the supremely irritating middle brother between Joe Sixpack and Joe Sixtooth.
Erek
Bolding Mine
A-HA!
So it is a girl’s name then!
I want my bunk back.
No, you assumed that I WAS a girl because I was using a Ms. You do not get your bunk back!