I hate my job.

The BBQ Pit
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My boss is a goat-felching bitch.

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Not bad. No substance, but a hell of a lot of style. I like it.

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Brings back halcyon memories of days with Commodore Vic-20s and TRS-80s.

10 For a = 1 to 100

20 ? “I hate my job”

30 next a

40 ? “my boss is a goat-felching bitch”

50 end

run

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Thank you. I live but to serve.

Or so my boss thinks.

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for i=1 to 1000
?“i hate my job”
assuming that I remember my basic

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I may not speak Basic or any other computer language.

But dude, I really hate my job today, too.

:: sobs ::

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Kat I know EXACTLY how you feel! That is my daily mantra!:wink:

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for(int i = 0; i <= 1000; i++)
{
If (hate_my_job == 1)
{
System.out.println(“I hate my job.”);
}
else break;
}

c++, language of true programmers.

BTW, I hate my job too. I’m a computer programmer who doesn’t get to use a computer at work.

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Damn! Forgot the ‘goat felching bitch’ option! :wink:

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Kat, I hate your job too. Will you hate mine?

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Evidently, since that’s Java, not C++.

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No, I believe it’s
<html>
<title>I hate my job</title>
<head>
<body bgcolor=“grey” text=“red”>
<h3>I hate my job, I hate my job, I hate my job</h3>
<p>
<h1>My boss is a moron</h1>
</body>
</html>
:wink:

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Copy and paste.

The computer language of ham-handed PC-users such as I. :slight_smile:

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Most concise way I could think of to repeat your hatred, Kat

while (1) { cout << “I hate my job!”; }

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#!/bin/bash
( yes ‘I hate my job.’ | head -100; echo;
echo ‘My boss is a goat-felching bitch.’ ) | fmt

Real programmers use shell scripts for knockoffs like this.

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Whoops! :smack: I’ll be darned.

#include <braincells>

ahhhh, that’s better. :wink:

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May I join in?
(Programable keyboards ROCK!)
My boss is a witch My boss is a witch My boss is a witch My boss is a witch My boss is a witch My boss is a witch My boss is a witch My boss is a witch My boss is a witch My boss is a witch My boss is a witch
(which is closely followed by)
My clients are idiots My clients are idiots My clients are idiots My clients are idiots My clients are idiots My clients are idiots My clients are idiots My clients are idiots My clients are idiots My clients are idiots

You know? I feel better now.

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Ooh! Is it a job-hating party? I’m in! I brought chips and dip!

You pretty much got my sentiments down perfectly with your OP, Kat. God, how I hate my job. I hate it, I hate it, I hate it.

You know how little kids that don’t like school sometimes wish the school would burn down? I feel like that about my place of employment.

Clearly, my evil job is turning me evil. So very unfortunate.

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KellyM, I think you meant this:



#!/bin/sh

(yes 'I hate my job.' | head -1000 **|** echo &&
echo '

My boss is a goat-felching bitch.') | fmt -u
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I was about to post a job rant as I am exceedingly ticked at my job today, but in the sprit of things, I wrote this:




#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

static char *job_suckiness[] = {
  "my job sucks",
  "I hate my job",
  "my job drains my will to live" };

static const char *my_boss[] = {
  "my boss is a goat-felching bitch",
  "my boss has the IQ of a carrot" };

int main(int argc, char **argv) {
  int count, i;

  if(argc < 2) {
    count = 100;
  }
  else {
    count = atoi(argv[1]);
  }
  for(i = 0; i < count; ++i) {
    printf("%s ",
           (i % 3 ? job_suckiness[2] : (i % 2 ? job_suckiness[1] : job_suckiness[0])));
  }
  srandomdev();
  printf("
");
  printf("%s
", (random() % 2 ? my_boss[0] : my_boss[1]));
  return 0;
}

Ahh… I feel much better now. Thanks, Kat. :slight_smile: