I HATE: MY MOTHER!! For always liking my stinking brother better than me for NO GOOD REASON!! HE’S FUCKING IN JAIL FOR CHRIST’S SAKE! I pray literally, heh heh heh. And no, you stupid bitch, they’re not keeping him there BECAUSE HE’S A GOOD WORKER! HE’S A FREAKING CRIMINAL!!! I HOPE HE GETS OUT AND KILLS YOU!
Let’s see… who’s next? Ah, yes…
I HATE: MY HUSBAND! You lying, fradulent, stinking, no-good, phoney baloney rat! LOUSY IN THE SACK MOTHER FUCKER! The minute I’ve saved up enough money to get myself out of this mess I’M GOING TO DUMP YOU SO FAST your messed-up head will spin all the way off and bounce on the floor! hahah! Then I’ll kick it in the trash! You say I need therapy? Yeah, I sure as fuck do, to keep myself from finding and, ugh, actually marrying another LOSER like you! YOU STINK!
Anyone else? Okay, the usual…
I HATE: My BOSS! WHat a lying, theiving, back-stabing, phoney, cheap, horrible person you are! Some day your business is going to go up in FLAMES and I hope I’m NOT there to see it!! haha that I got another $3.00 an hour out of you, el cheap-o!! Now the shoe is on the other foot, now that you know you can’t RUN the stinking department without ME! hahaha! SUCKERS! BASTARDS! hahaha!
Hey, I feel much better now! I like this BBQ pit stuff! I hope my bold stuff came out all right. How would I bold and italicize at the same time?