That’d be vedgies.
God dammit, it’s been forever since I lost The Game. Thanks a lot :mad:
I don’t hate veggies. I do hate vag, though, but not as much as vajay jay.
Also to be added to the list alongside “veggies” and “yummy”:
nom nom nom
Shut the fuck up.
I’m waiting for the obligatory post you just know someone will write that goes along the lines of “Hubby brought home sammies and veggies. Yummy! Nom nom nom”.
Sorry, the anticipation was too intense for me. I guess this post counts for it. 
I’m perfectly fine with “veggies,” but I absolutely loathe such internet-propagated faux-English terms as “squicked out.” Why not just use proper English words like “disgusted” or “repulsed?” This shit is neither cute nor clever; I wish people would just knock it off.
I use ‘veggies,’ but only to describe people; eg “I’m a veggie” and so on…
I find that very odd.
Vegetable an [almost] arrogant word …
Your suspicion is incorrect.
That’s cool. This thread pegs you as obnoxious, narrow-minded, pedantic and bigoted in my book.
But I WANT my medical professionals to be authoritative and clinical. I’m a grown-up, I can handle it.
If ‘urinate’ will not do, they can tell me to empty my bladder or fill a cup with urine, or find some other way to avoid a word for three year olds.
Perhaps too many people find ‘urinate’ arrogant? (I’m trying out the concept)
The number of people who waste their time online trying to tell other people what’s adult and/or manly just makes me laugh sometimes. Y’all have absolutely nothing to do with reality, and that’s someone who spend nearly all of his free time at the computer saying that.
I’m with you here. It should be om nom nom.
Would you prefer it if they told you to go in the bathroom and whiz in the cup, or to go in the bathroom and initiate micturition?
From what I hear, most people fail to enunciate the d in wedgie. Veggies are vagina wedgies.
veggie weggy vagina
Also, I happen to like saying “frip-frappery”.
How about
“Please contract your sphincter muscles and push from your colon a feces sample from me.”
If they say you’re having vegetable for lunch, would you expect David Lee Roth?
Another word that’s terrible is “wedlock”.
Let’s think about this for a minute. The lock is what makes handcuffs, prisons, cages, fences, chaste belts, assorted S&M pain devices, and other traps into what they are.
It makes marriage sound like a huge trap. Maybe it is, but if you want to go on and on in news-stories about “teenage moms out of wedlock” I’m left picturing teenage moms in cages as the alternative.
Creepy thing for society to get obsessive over. Not enough teenage moms in cages.
I find slightly annoying the term “kiddo” used by pediatricians and child therapists for “child” or “children” - as in, “We see this in kiddos occasionally”. It sounds awkward and silly since they’re the only people in this world who use that word as a term for kids in general.
“Wipe your hooha first.”
From, for - the difference a few letters make. 
For those of you who haven’t heard “sammies,” I suggest you check out Rachael Ray.
I got lost on my way to the freak porn thread…
Don’t be ridiculous. Why would I prefer an inaccurate verb-noun phrase (after all, they don’t want be to just ‘initiate’, do they now?), when there is a perfectly good grown-up verb that works all by itself?
Is there a verb, such as ‘micturate’? Yes, there is. Asking me to ‘micturate’ would be fine. Up until today I would have had to ask what that meant, but, you know what? I can do that.
This thread has really widened my horizons. I had no idea that there was such an incredibly huge number of things I could getting pissed off about that I’ve been totally ignoring.